The end of civilization will happen when Xi Jinping texts into his iPhone, “Don’t launch the nukes.”
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Neural networks like autocorrect are not programmed, they are trained. Anything can come out of them. This deep learning fad is going to hurt us (in our autopiloted cars, e.g.)
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They could at least put checks on the output that say stuff like "am I changing is to isn't" or "am I turning were into we're".
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Agreed. But those quality checks will never cover everything. Catching some, but not all, could even be considered worse, as it gives you even more sense of a false security.
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Aren't you okay
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autocorrect on our "smart" phones are worst than what does Word 95. I can't find an autocorrection that know the french grammar, but how it can pretend to be able to correct sentence if it doesn't even know how a phrase is built?
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It's got to earn a living you know? If it doesn't reach its daily autocorrect quota it might get fired.
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Try typing in another language especially if your language shares words with English but the words have slightly different meanings.
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"But he doesn't have any clothes on!"
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Are you using the stock iOS keyboard? Gboard has a much more survivable autocorrect in my experience
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Machine learning brah
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that’s skynet waking, disrupting our communication. Next phase: silent autocorrect so you don’t notice.
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It's more the ones that are so stupid they think things like "dont" are wrong, which it is, technically, but have no idea that the correction is a simple apostrophe. Not one of the suggested corrections is "don't"
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There "aren't" anything wrong with them ^_^
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All I ever wanted was match ranking by statistical word frequency in the language, optionally adjusted by my personal usage. Weirdly, the best autocomplete ever for me was in the Nokia 920-era windows phones. Since switching to Android it's been much worse.
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And sometimes Google Translate decides that it's fine to just ignore a negation, effectively inverting the meaning of the sentence. The magic of machine learning, I guess.
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