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Game designer of Braid and The Witness. Partner in IndieFund.

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    Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Jul 17
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    Literally, WHO PROGRAMS AN AUTOCORRECT THAT CHANGES “are” TO “AREN’T”? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??

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      1. Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Jul 17
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        The end of civilization will happen when Xi Jinping texts into his iPhone, “Don’t launch the nukes.”

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      2. Bram Stolk‏ @BramStolk Jul 18
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        Neural networks like autocorrect are not programmed, they are trained. Anything can come out of them. This deep learning fad is going to hurt us (in our autopiloted cars, e.g.)

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      3. Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Jul 18
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        They could at least put checks on the output that say stuff like "am I changing is to isn't" or "am I turning were into we're".

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      4. Bram Stolk‏ @BramStolk Jul 18
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        Agreed. But those quality checks will never cover everything. Catching some, but not all, could even be considered worse, as it gives you even more sense of a false security.

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      2. Sotark‏ @raw_dog13 Jul 17
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        Aren't you okay

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      1. Flamaros‏ @XBigand Jul 18
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        autocorrect on our "smart" phones are worst than what does Word 95. I can't find an autocorrection that know the french grammar, but how it can pretend to be able to correct sentence if it doesn't even know how a phrase is built?

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      1. James Haywood‏ @ArcaneRoboBrain Jul 18
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        It's got to earn a living you know? If it doesn't reach its daily autocorrect quota it might get fired.

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      1. Gxd‏ @GerauDub Jul 18
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        Try typing in another language especially if your language shares words with English but the words have slightly different meanings.

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      1. Myra Hubs‏ @musicalcomet Jul 17
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        "But he doesn't have any clothes on!"

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      1. Ivan Kozik‏ @ivankozik Jul 17
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        Are you using the stock iOS keyboard? Gboard has a much more survivable autocorrect in my experience

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      1. Omar Alhammadi‏ @3MRTECH Jul 18
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        Machine learning brah

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      1. Tamas Kenez‏ @tamas_kenez Jul 18
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        that’s skynet waking, disrupting our communication. Next phase: silent autocorrect so you don’t notice.

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      1. Stevie‏ @SILEeeles Jul 18
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        It's more the ones that are so stupid they think things like "dont" are wrong, which it is, technically, but have no idea that the correction is a simple apostrophe. Not one of the suggested corrections is "don't"

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      1. SLotman (Icon Games)‏ @ICONGames Jul 18
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        There "aren't" anything wrong with them ^_^

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      1. Brendan Wilson‏ @brendansystem Jul 18
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        All I ever wanted was match ranking by statistical word frequency in the language, optionally adjusted by my personal usage. Weirdly, the best autocomplete ever for me was in the Nokia 920-era windows phones. Since switching to Android it's been much worse.

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      1. Vance‏ @vgebler Jul 18
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        And sometimes Google Translate decides that it's fine to just ignore a negation, effectively inverting the meaning of the sentence. The magic of machine learning, I guess.

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