Jonatan

@Jonatan_TheDick

Just some dick on the Internet posting stupid stuff. And I talk alot about Dicks 8====D~ Might be posting some trans stuff from time to time as I transition.

Joined January 2017
Born 21 August

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  1. 8 hours ago

    What the fuck did he expect? That's as stupid as me knowingly drinking normal milk when I'm lactose intolerant and then suing the milk company/farmer over my stomach hurting!

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  2. 18 hours ago

    I actually went to bed 4 hours ago, I was really tired. But I never fell asleep. I'll never understand my bodies relationship with sleep

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Today's the only day this can be retweeted.

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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Revenge is a dish best served cold, envy should be marinated overnight then grilled, contempt makes a fantastic paella.

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    Jan 3

    In honour of Tolkien's birthday here's a gif of with the entirety of Fellowship of the Ring playing on his chest. I can't remember why I made this but I trust it made sense at the time.

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  6. Jan 4

    Sometimes I feel like I never grew up past 15. Maybe it's because I'm short or because the depression makes me feel worthless and I'm unable to cope some days but since I became 18 I have never once felt like an adult. I feel like I was more of an adult at 15-16 than I am now.

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    Jan 2

    monks are taking to Twitter to prove how agile & athletic they can be in their robes under the hilarious hashtag , after a recent incident where a Fukui monk was ticketed for driving in that outfit, which police insisted unsuitable for driving

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    15 Dec 2018

    Thread on gender conversion therapy namely mine, who can see the square of skin to the bottom left of the scar? Read on but TRIGGER warning!

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    Jan 2

    this is the horniest cover I think Marvel has ever put out and I remember the Nightcrawler/Wolverine one, but this one has like eight different fetishes ALONE

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  10. Jan 2

    The last month has basically been me going "I'll stay home tomorrow too. BUT then I HAVE to go to school the day after/on Monday!" over and over again. And it only gets worse for every day I'm home. I need my meds again

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    Jan 1

    Hungover? Hydrate. Anxious? Hydrate. Want to advance satan’s agenda here on earth? Hydrate.

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  12. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2018

    RT if you’re • lesbian • gay • bisexual • transgender • welsh No one will know which it is

    screenshot from tumblr. [photo of a Welsh flag] “These sexuality/gender type flags are stupid and apart from the gay one, no one knows/cares what they mean.”; “that… that is the Welsh flag…”; “Gender of the day: Wales”; “LGBTW (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Welsh)”.
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    28 Dec 2018

    Pollution and climate change are so easily reversible but since it doesn’t align with private corporate interests individuals have to take LOANS to fix the environment that those corporations ruined in the first place what kind of hell

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    NEW: Around the world, intersex children are being operated on without any medical need or consent. It can destroy lives. But no one knows how many. The NHS couldn't tell me how many intersex children are operated on in this country. This is Irene's story.

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    i think about this every day

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    26 Dec 2018

    rt if you're going into 2019: -single -broke -ugly -fat -depressed -heartbroken No one will ever know which one

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    Pedo apologists: "You are too emotionally invested, you are biased against pedos" Yes. Yes I am. Its the default stance for someone not in support of raping children you fucking pieces of shit Apologists share their fate IMO

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    24 Dec 2018

    “Your tattoos will look ugly when you’re old” Bold of you to assume the planet will last that long Karen

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    26 Dec 2018

    📍lactose intolerant people | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍going dairy free _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍eating dairy anyway and getting sick on a daily basis

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