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Danish portrait photographer and a barely functioning adult but a pretty neat human being
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Har lige købt denne her t-shirt for at støtte op om #onkelreje
Hail Satan og fuck alle de der wack sølvpapirshatte med deres nypuritanske tankegang på crack #illuminatiflamingo
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Not gonna lie, they look f'ing incredible in Schiaparelli.
But didn't Elsa Schiaparelli and Coco Chanel kinda hate each other back in the day?
The conondrum is conondrumming 🤔
#MetGala #Chanel #schiaparelli
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Michael Cera plays Ken’s best friend Allan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE.’
I am not angry, I'm fucking furious.
Fuck Mindy Kaling, Fuck Kim Kardashian, fuck every single celebrity who jumped on this "trend"
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So apparently my mom can't get her prescription of Ozempic renewed because of the weightloss hype.
Lemme reiterate.
My diabetic mother can't get her medicine because of insecure idiots who suffer from extreme vanity and want the "easy" solution.
#ozempic #diabetes #NovoNordisk
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Good ol' "fuck around and find out" 🥰
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#HappeningNow "I came here to help, not get the shit beat out of me" - a member of Proud Boys, with visible blood on his face ushered away from Drag Queen Story Hour event in NYC as protesters chant "Fuck the Proud Boys" twitter.com/ScooterCasterN…
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Det her er demonstrationen mod arrangementet med dragshow på Frederiksberg bibliotek:
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“Woke” is the perfect term for the anti-intellectual right wing because it means nothing and everything. It’s their “Smurf.” SVB failed because it’s a SMURF bank! Did you see the new M&M and her SMURF shoes?? I didn’t get into college because of their SMURF admissions policies!
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The review admits that it was lacking in data for many vulnerable groups, and that the findings in it can't necessarily be applied to everyone.
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Ahh, finally some free time so I can catch up on stuff!
[proceeds to do nothing, in an overwhelmy sort of way]
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Can you imagine how many “DISNEY HAS GONE WOKE” videos we would’ve gotten if these films came out today?
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Someone with no social media in any shape or form.
Or Chris Pratt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#TheLastOfUs
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being a photographer is starting out with a 50mm lens, growing to hate the 50mm focal length and using everything but that, and then coming back around to really liking a nice 50mm.
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Awful f'ing news, gone way too soon.
R.I.P to one of the OG supermodels Tatjana Patitz 🖤
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Hvorfor nøjes m at tænke sådan ift universiteterne? Lad os rulle m ideen og lave toårige sygeplejerskeuddanalser, etårige tømreruddannelser, droppe 3. akt af La Traviata og skære 100 meter af Storebæltsbroen. Det er så dumt det her. Kortere. Uddannelser. Går. Ud. Over. Indholdet
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Legit heartbroken with this news, she was and is one of my biggest inspirations in the fashion industry.
R.I.P icon 💔 #VivienneWestwood #RipLegend
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Photographers, do y’all ever feel used? Like people don’t care about you, the person. They just care about the work you put out or how they can benefit from working with you.
famous photos + the cameras they were shot on (a thread):
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Var det ikke den nu nye Sundhedsminister som ville være med til spare 4 millioner på blandt andet selvmordslinjen, så de ville ha' været tvunget til at holde lukket om natten, back in the days?
Hold kæft hvor er det da godt nok en politisk hjerneblødning 🙄 #dkpol
Al den snak om mistrivsel i valgkampen er fløjet over hovederne på den nye regering. I stedet vil de stresse de unge med at halvere kandidatuddannelserne og give færre SU-klip. Det er et slag både mod ungdommen, og Danmarks velstand på sigt. I kan fandme ikke være det bekendt
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Hvad skal der nu ske med hveder? For der er sguda ingen der spiser de fuckers til hverdag 🤔 #storebededag #dkpol
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Det vildeste spin so far er at afskaffe Store Bededag pga. krigen i Ukraine. Der er noget "så dør baby" over det.
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Honest question: Does Elon Musk have a humiliation kink? The way he's handling his new Twitter ownership is quite fascinating. 🤔 #ElonMusk
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My life has honestly not been the same after finding out that "5 Minutes Crafts" is basically fetish content stuffed in a very colorful and very stupid box.
'se hvor mange 15-årige drenge vi har overbevist' er seriøst valgkampens mærkeligste flex. Bliver det næste slogan at Alex også kan vinde en slåskamp med et spædbarn?
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Det er simpelthen uacceptabelt - ja, faktisk en demokratisk skandale! - at folk sviner os til og kalder os racister!
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Hvor kom jeg fra? Nå jo, jeg var lige ved at sende brune mennesker i døden. Uh, og de søde ukrainere skulle lige have lidt mere hjælp.
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at lukke minkhvervet ned er det bedste der er sket for blå blok i årevis. they're loving this shit. they don't have to pretend they have any politics anymore. de skal bare hysterisk skråle, "mink!!!" og så sidder der en hel hær af kognitivt hæmmede aber og jubler.
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Happy ADHD month. After 6 months of living with a broken kitchen sink, I finally asked the landlord to fix it and it was fixed within five minutes
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I wish more folks understood that people don't fake anxiety and depression. They fake being okay.
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