Jonas Ellison

@JonasEllison

Daily Blogger. Writer. Navel-Gazer. Girl-dad. Werewolf Hunter. | Contributor to Huffington Post, Observer, etc.

Reno, NV
Joined December 2010

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  1. "We are barraged by certain people with certainties who have no questions left behind their answers." on the art of listening

  2. On Tuesday, Harold uttered his vow of poverty. On Wednesday, he was unexpectedly named sole heir of his deceased uncle's vast estate.

  3. Lacking a story, the writer turned to bourbon, which turned into two nights in jail and seven new stories in the bank.

  4. On a hot Friday in the summer of 1992, she decided she would quit writing interesting characters and become one instead.

  5. "Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you." -- Anne Lamott

  6. Arguing with a 3-year old is not too unlike defusing a bomb. Cut the right wire, crisis avoided ❤️. Cut the wrong one or take too long, 💥.

  7. Thirty years of crushing failure had finally taught him to sit back and enjoy the decline.

  8. I really like co-working spaces... Until other people show up.

  9. What causes the internal reaction to want to throat-punch someone who gives you a flat tire?

  10. Jonas Ellison followed , and
  11. To all you dudes who wash your hands before you pee, but not after - wtf?

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