This is most fitting today.
Jonah Falcon
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Hickox and Hernandez, embarrassing the MLB since the 1990's.
I wouldn't let the MTA run a lemonade stand, let alone a public transit system.
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The further the right, the more pillows they bite.
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The opening score to North by Northwest is 100x more exciting than the film itself.
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Mr. Blue Sky is currently my "instantly put me in a good mood" song.
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Senate Republicans celebrating after they blocked a bill which would've given better health benefits to veterans who suffer from the effects of open-air burn pits
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Greene, just say "I am a Nazi" and get it over with.
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene freaks out after Rachel Maddow runs a segment exposing the racist history of "Christian nationalism" in America after MTG "proudly" admits to being a "Christian nationalist," says Maddow is "smearing" her by telling the truth. RT TO THANK MADDOW!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to promote herself as a “Christian nationalist.” Bitch, we’re not stupid — just say you’re a white supremacist.
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David Warner used to mean Sark to me, but thanks to #MST3K, he'll forever be Baydool and Lord Vultare now.
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For years I represented abused and neglected children in court
Including many whose siblings were killed by their parents
The trauma was unspeakable
JD Vance’s comments are stunningly ignorant & cruel
I can’t even imagine how dangerous he would be as a Senator
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JD Vance has repeatedly said people need to be more willing to stay in unhappy marriages for the kids' sake—and at a September event, seemed to suggest that included “even violent” marriages.
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Ok, I'm getting ready to sing "I'm A Lumberjack and I'm OK" now. Took out the grays, too.
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The exact moment the reporter from The Daily Planet began to loosen his tie and scan the room for a phone booth.
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Guess which paper is owned by Fox?
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Russia’s No. 1 female tennis player comes out as gay
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. not only LOST my package, but the REPLACEMENT was STOLEN, and they said they can't replace it.
This is outrageous.
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What kind of moron delivery person leaves a package in public housing on my doorknob for it to be STOLEN??!
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Me at 13 or 14. Yes, I had a full mustache. 😂
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You couldn't make this up
Last night Russian state TV ran a report on the unexpected 'benefits' of having your son killed in Ukraine
You can buy a Lada with the compensation given to you by the state!
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Liverpool Vs The Sun: How the City Rid Itself of the UK's Biggest Paper - VICE
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Adam Carolla mentioned me? 🤨
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Still on set. Am exhausted.
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