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Editor-in-Chief, @TheDispatch (http://TheDispatch.com ), LAT columnist. AEI Fellow. Host Remnant Podcast. Majordomo for Zoë and Pippa.

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    Jonah Goldberg‏Verified account @JonahDispatch Jan 14

    If you were a defendant in a major trial and you could only have one of the following lawyers (not from their prime, but as they behaved last few months) who would it be:

    6:16 AM - 14 Jan 2021
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      1. Joe K‏ @jklein_18 Jan 14
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        Give me Avenatti

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      1. Keith Cooperman‏ @KeithCooperman Jan 14
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        Just give me the electric chair instead.

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      1. Anton Vuljaj‏ @anton Jan 14
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        jonah....

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      2. NICKinNOVA‏ @NICKinNOVA Jan 14
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        I’ll represent myself.

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      3. PM‏ @Dontdostupid Jan 14
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        Having a fool for a client definitely beats having one of these gibbering nonsense clowns for a lawyer. I'm with you.

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      1. Jonny 5yve‏ @jonNYC5yve Jan 14
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        I'd just confess.

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      2. Michael Brennan‏ @MikeBrennan330 Jan 14
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        I'd rather plead guilty & throw myself on the mercy of the Court

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      3. robert passa‏ @passa_robert Jan 14
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        hahahaha I was gonna say take none, take my last meal and gimme the chair. But with your choice at least you stand a chance. I'm still laughing.

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      1. john slotkin‏ @john_slotkin Jan 14
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        I’d rather represent myself

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      1. Joseph Flood‏ @Jflood111 Jan 14
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        Where's none of the above? I want none of the above.

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