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Lover of pop punk and meatless protein, also journalism. Bylines: ​ etc. DM me secrets!

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    Jun 5

    What do you get when you cross Birchbox or Blue Apron with nuclear fallout shelters, weapons and paranoia about the looming breakdown of social order? Subscription boxes for doomsday preppers. My story:

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  2. 12 hours ago

    beanposting irl

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  3. 14 hours ago

    controversial opinion: there is literally nothing sadder than an individual person paying for a promoted tweet

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  4. 18 hours ago

    i've been thinking all day about this excellent 2017 profile of anthony bourdain, where he seemed preoccupied with death and ill health—he even said that with a bad diagnosis, he might just get into heroin again

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  5. 21 hours ago

    when i don't know how to end a sentence

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  6. 24 hours ago

    now i am v sad

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  7. Jun 7

    90 percent of online media is irredeemable trash that does zero original reporting

    State your unpopular opinion: journalism edition
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  8. Jun 7

    if you have a reusable cup, stores should have to refill it with whatever fits -- french fries, gummy bears, etc

    Quote this with your unpopular opinion:
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  9. Jun 7

    publisher: we need to connect with millennial audiences editorial team:

    Broccoli Coffee Is Here —
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  10. Jun 6

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  11. Jun 6

    when u drink too much coffee and not enough water

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  12. Jun 6

    note to self: stop beanposting

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  13. Jun 6

    i'm frankly alarmed by how little support there is on this website for wholesome spiced legumes

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  14. Jun 6

    i love wholesome spiced legumes

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  15. Jun 6

    this dead fish "swimming" upstream is the perfect metaphor for me trying to get work done

    This experiment of a fish swimming upstream is truly stunning. Why? The fish is dead. If you're streamlined and flexible, you can do a lot by doing nothing at all. Beal et al. (2006). Passive propulsion in vortex wakes. J. of Fluid Mech., 549, 385-402.
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  16. Jun 6

    me: there's a lot of circumstantial evidence that you're using a position of authority to do an unethical thing them: i solemnly swear i have never done the unethical thing me (a year later): i have obtained irrefutable evidence that you are doing the unethical thing them: 😬

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  17. Jun 6

    who are good visual artists on twitter? my feed needs more aesthetics and less political screeching

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  18. Jun 6

    oc

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  19. Jun 6

    Highly recommend this meticulously sourced profile of XXXTentacion

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  20. Jun 5

    has there ever been a more of-the-moment album than Good News for People Who Love Bad News

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  21. Jun 5

    Watch the episode here:

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