Jonathan Moore

@JonMooreFiction

I write books and tweet sometimes. Published by HMH and Orion. Last book: The Night Market Next up: Blood Relations

Honolulu, HI
Sumali noong Enero 2014

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  1. Abr 25

    I understand the science, and I understand the law, but I still don't understand how you can copyright a potato.

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    Abr 25
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  3. Abr 24

    Steph Cha writes good books. I'd go to this, even though she doesn't owe me money.

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  4. Abr 22

    Knocking the earth out of its orbit so that it hurtles into the sun would also destroy the Republican Party, but is that a good idea?

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    Abr 4

    I don't think anyone needs to read the title to know this dude is on cocaine

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    Abr 3

    Just a normal day of being unable to say "origins," misremembering what country your dad was born in and saying wind turbine noise causes cancer.

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    Mar 31

    Alexa, how many Mexican countries are there?

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  8. Mar 30

    Okay, I love raccoons and miss them (none in Hawaii). But this is creepy.

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    Mar 29
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  10. Mar 29

    If you can read Bulgarian and would like to see my book BLOOD RELATIONS two months before it comes out in English, head over to Sofia on April 15. .

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  11. Mar 27

    So many thoughts on this. (a) One retailer is selling *that many* bump stocks? (b) Isn't there a more efficient way to unload a truck, even if the giant arcade claw machine is fun? (c) Maybe put a loading dock by the shredder? (d) Could I borrow the shredder, sometime after dark?

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    Mar 27

    THE WHITE MAN'S GUIDE TO WHITE MALE WRITERS OF THE WESTERN CANON is the culmination of years of research and several terrible ex-boyfriends. Please pre-order and/or RT!!!!

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    Mar 27
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  14. Mar 27

    I fell in love. I got married. I had two kids. I thought all our problems were supposed to go away. Why does still exist?

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    Mar 26

    Refusing to release a report that supposedly proves your innocence is the legal equivalent of saying “I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her”

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    Mar 25

    Well, I couldn't sleep, so I started the e-galley I've had on my eReader the longest: BLOOD RELATIONS by . Now it's 2:20 a.m. I will be when I go wrangle library customers later today. If you haven't read this author yet, you should.

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    Mar 22

    In case anyone thought I was kidding, this box of paddles goes out to The White House Correspondents' Association () on Monday. It is my hope that these will be used during White House press conferences with -- a.k.a the second greatest liar working today.

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  18. Mar 21

    This is pathetic. If Kushner's going to conduct foreign policy like a child, why not just get him and MBS a pair of walkie-talkies that run on 9-volt batteries? Or two tin cans and a string stretched between their bedroom windows?

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    Mar 13

    "...the government shutdown halted work on the fix for five weeks." Let that sink in.

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  20. Mar 12

    Dear , please lead by example and have all the automated systems and computers removed from Air Force One. Make flying great again, like it was in the 50’s.

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