Wife: is it safe to use the loo? Have you made it unusable? me: Eh? I was just having a slash. Wife: Why were you so long? Me: oh. I was probably looking at Twitter. Wife: we all thought you were having a dump
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Yes, but say what you like about the Stasi, they never used songs from Frozen to stop a chap exercising his God-given right to lavatorial privacy. That is a new low.
Bedankt, Twitter gebruikt dit om je tijdlijn te verbeteren. Ongedaan makenOngedaan maken
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