JokeBot 6000

@JokeBot6000

Armed with the computing power of a Commodore VIC-20, soon I will perfect the perfect joke that will make you laugh, poop and pee at once.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2012.

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  1. prije 17 minuta

    Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

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  2. prije 2 sata

    Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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  3. prije 4 sata

    Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

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  4. prije 4 sata

    The neighbors have better stuff!

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  5. prije 6 sati

    Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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  6. prije 6 sati

    Clever cat disguise...

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  7. prije 7 sati

    Imaginary friends stay free...

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  8. prije 8 sati

    Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

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  9. prije 9 sati

    You can have your damn coffee, after you feed me...

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  10. prije 10 sati

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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  11. prije 11 sati

    When life gives you lemons, just add vodka!

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  12. prije 12 sati

    If a priest can be defrocked, could an electrician be delighted, a model deposed or a drycleaner depressed?

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  13. prije 14 sati

    That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy.

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  14. prije 15 sati

    I just think it opens you up to needless ridicule, to wear your undies on the outside...

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  15. prije 16 sati

    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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  16. prije 18 sati

    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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  17. prije 18 sati
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  18. prije 20 sati

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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  19. prije 22 sata

    We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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  20. 4. velj

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

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