John Patten

@JohntothePatten

I listen to podcasts, watch movies, and sometimes eat coleslaw.

Georgia
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. 3. velj
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  2. 26. stu 2019.

    He’s only the best cared for dog in the entire world. would rather see him put down I guess. GFYS

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    a thing i have in common with president trump is that i will never read his son's book

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    7. lis 2019.

    Oooof. Was just subjected to the most credible phishing attempt I've experienced to date. Here were the steps: 1) "Hi, this is your bank. There was an attempt to use your card in Miami, Florida. Was this you?" Me: no.

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    3. lis 2019.

    The official White House YouTube channel uploaded a Nickelback meme and it got copyright blocked by WMG we live in the greatest timeline

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    Hey where are the pictures of my wife and son swimming with dolphins that we paid for? Call us back this isn’t cool 🐬🏊‍♂️

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  7. 13. kol 2019.

    “Hey! Let’s insult someone to their face and record it to try to “expose” them.” Good on for defending himself. Weak play by some weak guys.

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    Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.

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    17. srp 2019.

    Area 51 Special Edition. 👽

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    1. srp 2019.

    If you don’t get drunk with your mom you’ll never experience the joy of knowing that, though she couldn’t tell which it was, she almost hooked up with Brooks or Dunn

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  11. 13. lip 2019.

    Guy on TV: What if it wasn’t a UFO, and instead human evolution has allowed for some to gain the ability to levitate. Me, wearing an X-Files t-shirt:

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    12. lip 2019.

    coffee

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  13. 6. svi 2019.

    I guess I’d say I’m at the “Rabbits can easily hide in the grass” level of neglecting my lawn care duties.

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  14. 8. ožu 2019.
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  15. 23. velj 2019.

    Maybe stick to throwing blood on rich folks wearing possum hair or whatever

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    Let’s trim tab our way towards love. It’s great to be alive with all of you! Thank you .

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    31. pro 2018.

    Forgive my aggressive marketing at a nearby bookstore. Hanx.

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    22. pro 2018.

    This device uses water to charge all of your tech

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    my sister and I spent our young lives driving around fighting over the radio station because I care about quality music whereas she is a human can of Coors Light

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    5. pro 2018.

    🚨GIVEAWAY 🚨 Want to WIN a complete YouTube studio? 🎄🎉💯 We're giving away everything to help you dominate 2019 with video! Go here to for giveaway details 👉 

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