John Palmer

@John_Palmer

I associate with a league of refined gentlemen.

Chicago
Joined December 2008
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  1. 23 Mar 2016

    Molly for .

  2. 19 Oct 2015

    LIVE on : Detroit Choo Choo Train

  3. 19 Oct 2015

    LIVE on : Train Through Detroit

  4. 25 Mar 2014

    Feels good when New Yorkers tell you they wish they lived in Chicago.

  5. 9 Mar 2014

    Push it. Pull it. Tow it to Golf Mill Ford.

  6. 1 Mar 2014

    Cold War is back! Resurrect zombie Reagan!

  7. 1 Mar 2014

    Lousy Smarch weather.

  8. 27 Feb 2014

    This Crest 3D whitening toothpaste is really blasting off my tartar throughout the entire spectrum of the space-time continuum.

  9. 14 Feb 2014

    Valentines Day. The official holiday of "It's not what you bought, but how much you paid for it."

  10. 2 Feb 2014

    Chrysler, America didn't inspire Germany to make the autobahn. We stole the idea from the Nazis. PS: my Neon was a piece of shit.

  11. 2 Feb 2014

    I get it advertisers, I live in America. How about some creativity instead of empty patriotism.

  12. 30 Jan 2014

    In retrospect, the name Mr. McFeely is pretty fucking creepy and the moustache really didn't help.

  13. 24 Jan 2014

    Cobain. Joplin. Hendrix. Winehouse. I win.

  14. 18 Jan 2014

    Fuck your crack habit. I made the cab driver take me to the Taco Bell drive thru.

  15. 19 Dec 2013

    Hearing footsteps behind me in the hallway and picking up my pace so I don't have to hold the door for you.

  16. Retweeted
    18 Nov 2013

    Trust God Fuck Hoes

    901 replies 8,059 retweets 2,988 likes
  17. 14 Nov 2013

    The Second City -> The Sister City. Going on a two day poutine and crack rock binge.

  18. 25 Oct 2013

    They should change the name of the Red Eye to Petty White People Issues.

  19. 25 Oct 2013

    Did I miss the memo on the boring, mundane, captionless cartoon meme? I hate all of you.

  20. 22 Oct 2013

    I feel the show Chicago Fire needs a 70% increase in mustaches and a 500% increase in racial slurs to be anywhere near accurate.

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