John Allman

@John_Allman

'Let every child have both parents' candidate for North Cornwall in the 2015 British general election, and Christian Peoples Alliance candidate in 2017.

Launceston, Cornwall. UK
JohnAllman.UK
Joined May 2009

Media

  1. May 31

    TV Interview with Sid Cordle MBE - Leader of the Christian Peoples Alliance

  2. May 28
    Replying to and

    Anyway, enjoy this: Tomorrow belongs to May?

    1 reply . 1 like
  3. May 27

    Take you to our leader? Right-e-o! Here's our Sid, on the Beeb. Mr Sidney Cordle MBE, that is. Enjoy!

    1 like
  4. May 23
    Replying to

    Tomorrow belongs to May.

  5. May 23

    Labour could still win.

  6. May 23

    Tomorrow belongs to May?

  7. Apr 4
    Replying to

    Hire Moyes to say, "Give you-know-who a slap. Choose Seabrooks crisps. Even if you're a woman and a wee bit naughty."

  8. Mar 22

    Who could possibly be behind a "terrorist attack" that happened on the 22nd of March?

  9. 27 Nov 2016
    Replying to

  10. 6 Jul 2016

    Re

  11. 2 Jul 2016

    Abortion is elitist. Opposing abortion is egalitarian. Equality for human foetuses.

    1 reply . 1 like
  12. 30 Jun 2016

    The fire devoured Elijah's sacrifice. The prophets of Baal & Ashera realised they'd need fresh leadership elections.

    1 retweet 1 like
  13. 4 Dec 2015
    Replying to

    To the tune of "Modern Major General". (In case you missed it the first time.)

    1 reply .
  14. 29 Oct 2015
    Replying to

  15. 13 Oct 2015

  16. 23 Sep 2015

    # And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "God hates you"

  17. 5 Sep 2015

    What a difference a Gay makes

  18. 17 Jun 2015

    http://JohnAllmanUK - bringing you "humour-phobia" since 2012

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