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John Wing
@JohnWing5
Comedian-writer, The Bad Piano Player Podcast.
Joined August 2012
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Who will play Jon Voight in the film "Jon Voight Goes Insane"?
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I’m no professional pundit, but if a politician is impeached twice, loses both houses of Congress, loses the presidency, and is now under multiple federal investigations, it might not be a winning strategy to keep following his lead… just sayin’…
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There's no way to overstate the impact Budd Friedman had on American comedy.
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Budd Friedman, Founder of the Improv, Dies at 90 hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/life
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A good way to keep losing elections is to keep being such an incredibly sore loser.
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A good way to stop people questioning election results is to stop making the election system so questionable.
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Taking bets on which bullshit rich guy will be next to buy twitter, my money is on Bezos
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Who would’ve thought Americans like democracy and making their own healthcare decisions?
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Someone tried to KILL the husband of the SPEAKER of the House and Republican candidates made JOKES about it. I really hope that +- 4 seats margin of error ALL come up Dem.
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If Dems were rigging elections we wouldn't be rigging these fucking nail biters, you fucking dumbasses.
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Once again, this is the best midterm performance by a first term Democratic president in 50 years.
This is Joe Biden’s Democratic Party.
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I know totalitarianism,
I know socialism, I know communism. We have no socialism here,(except for those too big to fail), we certainly have no communism but man- at this rate we are but 1 election away from having totalitarianism. We prevailed.
Let’s keep it going! Go Raphael:)!
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We know how bad things can get. And we know that right now things are far from perfect. But this week a bunch of smug bigoted dipshits got their asses handed to them so let's allow ourselves a moment to enjoy it.
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Rest In Peace, Budd Friedman, 1932-2022. Thanks for getting me my first work visa in 1988.
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Republicans have devolved into six-year-old children who have been spoiled to a degree that can neither be measured nor fathomed.
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Blake Masters looks forward to spreading more racist White Replacement Theory in the private sector.
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. is now saying he has “no idea where these rumors of a red wave/tsunami came from.” Here’s a montage from your own network, Sean.
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I'm very disappointed in Tennis Twitter not partaking in the verified parody twitter revolution.
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Benghazi went away the day Trump was elected bc y'all didn't need to exploit those 4 dead Americans for votes anymore.
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#Benghazi ain't going away. twitter.com/HillaryClinton…
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My media promised me a Red Wave.
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Straight men really want a cookie for acknowledging that Taylor Swift is talented.
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“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” -Albert Camus
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defeating fascism 49.1-48.9 isn't exactly defeating fascism
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New: ABC just announced Florida's Ron DeSantis & Marco Rubio are projected to win their re-election campaigns. DeSantis illegally shipped migrant children across the country. Rubio voted against providing American veterans -- whom suffered from toxic burn pits -- with healthcare.
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For "gerrymandering" you can safely substitute "Republican cheating" problem.
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One potential takeaway from tonight is that the US is a center left country with a gerrymandering problem.
If republicans are going to turn in a historically poor midterm performance now in this moment, a lot of talking heads need to re-evaluate their priors on this stuff.
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88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.
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Hey, @DonateMask needs support. Please don't just *like* -- pls re-Tweet.
This is an organization that has been there for ppl in times of need.
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Marner's thirteenth assist gives the Leafs the lead and takes his own lead in team scoring with his 16th point.
#MarnerPointWatch
#GoLeafsGo
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Marner's third goal and fifteenth point ties the game at 2 apiee and ties him for the team lead in scoring with Tavares.
#MarnerPointWatch
#GoLeafsGo
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So, the Republican SoS of Michigan wants voting in Detroit, and only Detroit to be monitored, extra specially. Gee, I wonder why? Don’t tell me republicans aren’t racist.
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22 months ago, one of America’s two major political parties tried to violently overthrow an American election. 22 months later, that political party has a great shot at being voted back into control of Congress.
This is such a failure. By so many. On so many different fronts.
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Once you've voted, if you feel too anxious to watch election results, then don't. You did your part. You voted. If the anxiety is too much, turn off the news tonight. Go be with friends and family. Spend time with folks you love. Politics will be here in the morning.
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"Voting only elects the lesser of 2 evils"
is a talking point designed by the greater of those 2 evils.
#ElectionDay
Go Vote
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This Tweet contains the names of every K-12 public school where Critical Race Theory is actually taught.
And there's enough room left over to list the names of every Republican who has called out this lie.
#ElectionDay
Go Vote
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Every Christian who votes Republican hasn't actually read the Jesus parts of the Bible.
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Every Christian who votes Democrat tomorrow should be subject to Church discipline.
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. wants people to know that his purchase of Twitter for $44 billion was not the gullible act of a born sucker, and that everything will be fine once the Wells Fargo wagon arrives with his band instruments.
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Not to rub it in or anything but I got to vote for Katie Porter.
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If Republicans win tomorrow, Democrats will say “Republicans won.”
If Democrats win tomorrow, Republicans will say “The election was stolen.”
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