One of these days I rlly am gonna fuck a fan that way all these guys who tweet "wow captain save hoe like you think being nice to her will ever get you laid" can see where being a gentleman actually gets you 

Dry spell? You check all the credentials of incep: thinking being a Dick head will get you girls
, unable to look inward critically
, blaming others
and complaining about not having sexual contact with a woman
. We have a confirmed incel!