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    John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 13 Jul 2020

    The next time some guy tells you he's 'a self-made man' ask him how he managed to fertilize his own egg.

    11:37 AM - 13 Jul 2020
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      1. Alison‏ @ALIS0N1962 13 Jul 2020
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      2. Scott Warren‏ @WarrensCorner 13 Jul 2020
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        And, if he's smart, he'll say parthenogenesis.

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      3. Tommy‏ @Sandboy1 13 Jul 2020
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        Yes, but mammals don't do parthenogenesis - unless you're a B.V.M. believer.

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      1. SarcasticMD‏ @spiggorama 13 Jul 2020
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        The egg wasn’t his either.

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      1. Lee Hiller  😷 Masks Save Lives  💛 🐝 🌿Vegan Voter 💙‏ @LeeHillerLondon 13 Jul 2020
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        I read this out loud and I can hear my husband laughing.

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      1. PoliticalLandscaping FIRST AMENDMENT‏ @politicallands1 13 Jul 2020
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        #Parthenogenesis. Duh. This is not only legal, it's actually what we're supposed to be doing according to the founders of the nation, btw.pic.twitter.com/izkMZ1VRVq

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      1. Duchampia‏ @Duchampia 13 Jul 2020
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        Maybe he was twins—-male and female.

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      1. Tracy Hall‏ @video_manager 13 Jul 2020
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        You could also ask him what job he had to pay for the baby formula...

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      1. Will Gerard‏ @vote4_democracy 13 Jul 2020
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        I also wonder how that guy was able to build the university that he attended, hire its professors, make sure the school was functioning smoothly, build the roads that lead to that school, come up with enough money out of high school to attend that university, etc.

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