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    John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 10h10 hours ago

    when you really think about it, this is exactly how a master con-man with early onset dementia who abuses Adderall should behave

    8:58 pm - 4 Jan 2019
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    73 replies . 1,065 retweets 4,526 likes
      1. Oeishik M.G. C. JD‏ @TributeProjects 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        I still think it's late stage syphilis.

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      2. RedTeamGo‏ @RedTeamGo2 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        But, when you really, really think about it, this is exactly how a lucky con-man Russian asset with early onset dementia who abuses Adderall should behave

        1 reply . 3 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Danny McGuinness‏ @dmcgcto 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        Add an earpiece with a live audio feed from the Kremlin and you’ve got bingo.

        1 reply . 2 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Hope Rehak‏ @HopeRehak 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        He’s like 73, it’s not even early onset

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      2. denise‏ @dlmoore83 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        my 3-legged dog makes more sense

        1 reply . 0 retweets 4 likes
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      4. denise‏ @dlmoore83 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @henryle74 @JohnFugelsang

        lol no, it's Dexter.pic.twitter.com/JUVeFuRFbf

        3 replies . 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Je suis Dave. Je ne parlez pas français.‏ @desertdave2012 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @dlmoore83 @henryle74 @JohnFugelsang

        He looks like a good boy

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. denise‏ @dlmoore83 55m55 minutes ago
        Replying to @desertdave2012 @henryle74 @JohnFugelsang

        The best. #yellowlab #perpetual12yroldboy #yellowdogdemlol

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Mille Cadenza‏ @millecaden 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        What are the chances that Schmump doesn't even make it thru to The State of the Union Address?

        4 replies . 2 retweets 5 likes
      3. Laura Hogan  ❄️‏ @holborne 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @millecaden @JohnFugelsang

        Pretty low, unfortunately. But I still have my fingers crossed that he won't make it until the summer.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Pearl‏ @NettiePearl01 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        Age 72 doesn't count as "early onset" does it?

        3 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Pearl‏ @NettiePearl01 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @NettiePearl01 @JohnFugelsang

        Serious question b/c I had a friend die of early onset dementia at age 54 recently so it's not a joke.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 3 likes
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      5. Lisa G‏ @LostNbooks 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @henryle74 @cheezwitham and

        From my experiences, many ppl have it for a few years before the nursing home stage.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Rick Overton‏ @rickoverton 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        Speed eats fascists as quickly as anyone else.

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      2. FifteenJugglers‏ @FifteenJugglers 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        Isn’t “early onset” before 65?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Almagest‏ @CriswellWJ 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @FifteenJugglers @JohnFugelsang

        I think "early onset" is a nice way of saying "slow dementia." I think slower progressing dementia will often be called "early onset." Either way, The Estados Unidos would be better off if we tested the mental faculties of our military leadership.

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