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    John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 14h14 hours ago

    The Whole Foods at the Time Warner Center is like that pit Bane threw Bruce Wayne into only filled with rich people.

    5:10 pm - 4 Jan 2019
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      1. ellie moccia‏ @booshabear 14h14 hours ago
        Replying to @JohnFugelsang

        I worked at Time Warner Center and was there frequently; trust me, the one in Greenwich Connecticut is way worse

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      1. Lizzard‏ @lizzcone 13h13 hours ago
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        True story. 72nd Trader Joe’s is worse.

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      1. Angél‏ @jesuispret_3239 12h12 hours ago
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        I was at Whole Foods this evening. Ours is like being at the club. ✌🗽

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      1. Michael Ireland‏ @Michael56506739 1h1 hour ago
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        You are rich but I guess money cant buy a good joke.

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      1. Patrick W‏ @NelsonWilbury15 8h8 hours ago
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        I was in there way back when it first opened. Everyone was mean to the staff..it was like Bergdorf Goodman put clones in the place.

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      1. David Lion‏ @TalksSoMuch 12h12 hours ago
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        Look a little more closely, you're missing a Half the people

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      1. MericanDaddy‏ @MericanDaddy 13h13 hours ago
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        Rich people be like..pic.twitter.com/UDRDEFtGl3

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      1. Richard Day‏ @RickDaymd 13h13 hours ago
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        Sale prices aimed only at members of Amazon Prime. Time to vote with your pocketbook.

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      1. Tracy Chamberlin‏ @tgchamberlin 14h14 hours ago
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        I live in IN. Our Whole Foods is new on board and doing well so far. Cannot wait to see corporate initiatives.

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      1. Devon Ellington‏ @DevonEllington 14h14 hours ago
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        Spot on description.

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      1. PJ 🖤‏ @FeministHazza 14h14 hours ago
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        I think you’re describing Whole Foods in general, my friend.

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      1. TheVeryLegalAndVery2019Farmer‏ @TheSeaFarmer 14h14 hours ago
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        We take the chocolate from Williams and Sonoma... And give it to the people.

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      1. One•Punch•Mickey‏ @brevolve 14h14 hours ago
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        Have you ever heard of Erewhon? It might just be an LA thing but it’s like Whole Foods but a thousand times more expensive and even more pretentious...you only see Bentleys and Maseratis in their parking lot. It’s nauseating.

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      1. Queens Drama Queen‏ @QueensDramaQ 14h14 hours ago
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        Isn't that true of most Whole Foods stores?

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      1. elizabeth e carter‏ @elizabethecarte 14h14 hours ago
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        Try a Whole Foods in the suburbs

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