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I'm a comedian and an actor and a broadcaster and a recovering cynic Sirius/XM #121 M-F instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnfugelsang/ 

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    1. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      11. No national Democratic politicians have called for any legislation or policies that could ever lead to "Open Borders." This is important. Any politician or media figure who uses the term "open borders" is lying. The Bible calls that "bearing false witness."

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    2. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      12. They are never going to build a wall across thousands of miles of desert, rivers and forests, private and commercial property - while forcing Americans to give up their land under eminent domain law. Wall fans are arguing for big govt to seize private American property.

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    3. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      13. The wall will not stop undocumented immigration. Ladders and shovels are things that will still exist. As will America's giant "Help Wanted" sign.

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    4. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      14. People who support stealing migrant children are legally still allowed to call themselves Christian. They are not.

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    5. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      15. America has crumbling roads, bridges, a deliberately underfunded public school system, neglected infrastructure and an underfunded VA. A guy who's hired undocumented workers wants $5billion to keep undocumented workers from coming here for work. It's all a scam.

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    6. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      16. Trump promised his supporters that Mexico would pay for the wall. He promised you, #MAGA. Many times. Now he literally wants you to pay for his own broken promise. (And the majority of 2016 voters rejected it, 74 million total (HR & 3rd parties) vs. DT's 62 million)

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    7. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      17. The majority of Americans still oppose the wall. They know it's expensive, bigoted, stupid and won't work. The majority of Americans don't hate America.

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    8. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      18. Undocumented immigration has dropped to a 12-year low. There is no 'crisis' and you have been lied to:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/undocumented-immigrants-in-united-states-drop-lowest-in-12-years-2018-11-28/ …

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    9. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      19. Trump did not pay federal taxes for years and committed tax fraud to avoid paying the taxes that you paid, which he now seeks to misuse. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/10/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html …https://www.vox.com/2018/10/3/17932216/donald-trumps-tax-returns …

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    10. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      20. Fear of "illegals" is a scam designed to get alarmed FOX news viewers to vote for an agenda centered on more tax cuts for very rich people, who don't need more tax cuts. #maga #christmaseve2018 #christmas

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      John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      Bonus #21. If you don't like our drug war refugees from Central American drug war violence seeking asylum in America then stop supporting the drug war.

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        1. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          Bonus #22. It's Jesus' birthday so here's his take. From Matthew 25, which modern RW evangelicals seriously need to read: "For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in," #maga

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        2. Sam Norton‏ @Bama_Hoya 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          This is the real issue: end the drug war, cartels lose the resources to corrupt our southern neighbors and terrorize their citizens, the countries progress economically, voila.

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        2. Joano‏ @mimilu 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang @lakesideliberal

          What happened to Opoid Addiction Month?

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        3. #TICKTOCK‏ @pahstock 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @mimilu @JohnFugelsang @lakesideliberal

          Well that got the funding for it. So let's drain the $$$ while the dummies are screaming about something else. It's really all about tapping into the taxpayer trough. The WEALTHY are SCAMMING AMERICA'S TAXMONEY

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        2. John O'Murchadha‏ @JMurchadha 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          Agreed but why aren’t you and the liberal leftists down in those countries protesting their shitty governments? Those “refugees” need to read the blue prints of the USA and follow it for their own countries!

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        3. Perl‏ @NYdouchebag 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JMurchadha @JohnFugelsang

          Too busy protesting our own shitty government. Also, not being citizens of those other countries, it would be rather moronic to go protest their systems before rectifying our own.

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        4. John O'Murchadha‏ @JMurchadha 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @NYdouchebag @JohnFugelsang

          Why are they coming to our country? Because it’s far better than theirs you tard. That’s the point. You act like the US is the worst thing ever. Go live wherever you think is better, we’ll do just fine without you.

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        5. Perl‏ @NYdouchebag 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JMurchadha @JohnFugelsang

          If you believe this country to be "just fine" under current leadership, you are part of the problem. Also, just because one place is better than another doesn't mean it's the best it can be. But you already know this. Classic trumpism.

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        6. John O'Murchadha‏ @JMurchadha 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @NYdouchebag @JohnFugelsang

          It’s getting better under current leadership. I’m fine being a part of your problem. I agree it’s not at the best that it can be, the last 4 presidents set us back decades, Trump is doing a fine job, it’s the whole point of Make America Great Again.

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        7. Perl‏ @NYdouchebag 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JMurchadha @JohnFugelsang

          What part of an exploding defecit, children dying in cages, thousands of verifiable lies, tanking stock market, and revolving door policy in Washington is making us "great"? And those are just a few of the highlights of this American tragedy.

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        2. Allan R. Mejía‏ @ALZEMAG07 18h18 hours ago
          Replying to @PantheonArms @JohnFugelsang

          And you read and breath lines too...

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        1. Michael Ireland‏ @Michael56506739 14h14 hours ago
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        1. What Ever! ((Jeannette))‏ @GrowUPeople 18h18 hours ago
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          as in #Colombia w 7 US Military Bases and coca production reached record high? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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        1. Susan Visser‏ @Vissersjk 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang @Merri__Magic

          You know most of these dump loving idiots have no idea the harm that we have caused in Latin America... and the worst part they mostly do not care 🤔😢

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        1. Rodney Dangerfelt‏ @dangerfelt 18h18 hours ago
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          Prohibition does nothing but create crimes and empower criminals. Repeal it and the cartels lose their money and the power that comes with it.

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        1. Griffskillz‏ @griffskillz 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          Your bonus is to let drugs run rampant and stop the war on drugs? This is very telling.

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