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I'm a comedian and an actor and a broadcaster and a recovering cynic Sirius/XM #121 M-F instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnfugelsang/ 

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    1. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      6. "Illegals" is a racist, dehumanizing, other-izing term. It's un-Christian and hypocritical - if you drive 56 in a 55 zone, aren't you an 'illegal' too? If you disagree, count how many other types of lawbreakers FOX News calls "illegals."

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    2. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      7. Trump is an illegal. $25 million for education fraud alone. And I don't really need to say this, but more to come.

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    3. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      8. Politicians don't try to punish people who give jobs to undocumented workers (driving down supply of jobs) bc fear of Central American & Mexican immigrants & asylum seekers gets massive votes & campaign donations. It's a racket.

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    4. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      9. From slavery to Chinese railroad workers to the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory to today's overseas sweatshops, exploited labor by marginalized peoples has always propped up the US economy. Without 'illegals' you'd pay $40 for a salad. And I know, salads don't apply to Trump.

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    5. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      10. Trump hires undocumented workers. Going back to the 80s w/undocumented polish construction workers. The same people who exploit undocumented labor also exploit fear of the undocumented. You're being suckered by very rich hypocrites.

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    6. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      11. No national Democratic politicians have called for any legislation or policies that could ever lead to "Open Borders." This is important. Any politician or media figure who uses the term "open borders" is lying. The Bible calls that "bearing false witness."

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    7. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      12. They are never going to build a wall across thousands of miles of desert, rivers and forests, private and commercial property - while forcing Americans to give up their land under eminent domain law. Wall fans are arguing for big govt to seize private American property.

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    8. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      13. The wall will not stop undocumented immigration. Ladders and shovels are things that will still exist. As will America's giant "Help Wanted" sign.

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    9. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      14. People who support stealing migrant children are legally still allowed to call themselves Christian. They are not.

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    10. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      15. America has crumbling roads, bridges, a deliberately underfunded public school system, neglected infrastructure and an underfunded VA. A guy who's hired undocumented workers wants $5billion to keep undocumented workers from coming here for work. It's all a scam.

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      John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      16. Trump promised his supporters that Mexico would pay for the wall. He promised you, #MAGA. Many times. Now he literally wants you to pay for his own broken promise. (And the majority of 2016 voters rejected it, 74 million total (HR & 3rd parties) vs. DT's 62 million)

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        2. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          17. The majority of Americans still oppose the wall. They know it's expensive, bigoted, stupid and won't work. The majority of Americans don't hate America.

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        3. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          18. Undocumented immigration has dropped to a 12-year low. There is no 'crisis' and you have been lied to:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/undocumented-immigrants-in-united-states-drop-lowest-in-12-years-2018-11-28/ …

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        4. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          19. Trump did not pay federal taxes for years and committed tax fraud to avoid paying the taxes that you paid, which he now seeks to misuse. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/10/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html …https://www.vox.com/2018/10/3/17932216/donald-trumps-tax-returns …

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        5. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          20. Fear of "illegals" is a scam designed to get alarmed FOX news viewers to vote for an agenda centered on more tax cuts for very rich people, who don't need more tax cuts. #maga #christmaseve2018 #christmas

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        6. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          Bonus #21. If you don't like our drug war refugees from Central American drug war violence seeking asylum in America then stop supporting the drug war.

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        7. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          Bonus #22. It's Jesus' birthday so here's his take. From Matthew 25, which modern RW evangelicals seriously need to read: "For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in," #maga

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        1. Heather Stanley‏ @editfish 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          Thanks for pointing out the full vote margin. The conventional wisdom that Trump lost by almost 3 million votes vastly under represents how many voters actually rejected him. @portlandmercury

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        1. supraTruth‏ @supraTruth 27 Dec 2018
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        1. Another Space Cowboy‏ @AnitherSpace 25 Dec 2018
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          Truth

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        1. JoJo Greene‏ @DrumpfFree 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          He couldn't promise to #MAGA because America was already great. But he's been pissing on it for 2 years and its majesty is not so sea to shining sea anymore. When he gets the f out of our White House we can begin to heal.

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        1. In Search of a Lost Chord‏ @WertherGreene 26 Dec 2018
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          If T were truly all says he is, the wall would already be built, paid for by Mexico. Instead, he repeats, "Believe me." How much have his "Believe me's" cost us already; how much will they keep costing us--wealth, health, security, reputation.

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        2. Stephen Sheldon‏ @Shaggy3114 Dec 31
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          Actually John, you could impose tolls at all border crossings to pay for it.

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        3. Dale Coop‏ @SkyCoop Jan 1
          Replying to @Shaggy3114 @JohnFugelsang

          Why collect tolls for something that isn't needed? We already have fences in all places that are practical. I have lived 50 miles from the border for 40 years and know people who live ON the border. There is no need for a wall.

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        2. John O'Murchadha‏ @JMurchadha 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          Had there been no deep state and the Republican Party not been filled with neocon warmongers it would’ve happened. So there’s that. The Dems are the party of voter fraud, I’ve seen it myself.

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        3.  🇺🇸AceofBase 🇳🇿‏ @StacyMelman Dec 31
          Replying to @JMurchadha @JohnFugelsang

          Proof please.

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        1. HellBoy‏ @hellboy2112 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang @EaterofSoles

          Hate supersedes deads

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        1. Pantheon Arms‏ @PantheonArms 26 Dec 2018
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          Bullshit. @HillaryClinton lost the Electoral College. Everything else is crap.

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        1. Judge Dregs‏ @osPatriot 25 Dec 2018
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          John admits he knows NOTHING about how to get Mexico to pay for the wall, FYI: You start by building the wall, then Drug/People traffic is reduced, Healthcare of illegals would be reduced, thus saving America Taxpayer Money.

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        1. De Plorabus Unum‏ @TedCornwell 25 Dec 2018
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          No #MAGA believes @realDonaldTrump *literally* meant Mexico will pay for the #BorderWall. MAGAs believe Trump meant it figuratively to drive liberals insane...

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