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    1. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      In honor of baby Jesus & his family of refugees/immigrants, here are a 20 quick points to remember the next time a loved one at the holiday party tries to make you fear the "illegals." (Thread) #ChristmasEve2018 Xmas Eve

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    2. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      1. If US politiicians really wanted undocumented immigration to end, they'd start locking up the Americans who hire them. The demand for undocumented labor would swiftly end. They never talk about that. There's a giant "Help Wanted" sign at our border and it's not coming down.

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    3. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      2. The majority of undocumented immigrants are people who overstay their visas, not illegal border crossings. Politicians don't talk about this.

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    4. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      3. Undocumented immigrants commit crimes at lower rates than US-born citizens. Legal immigrants also commit crimes at lower rates than US-born citizens.

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    5. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      4. Undocumented immigrants pay state, local & sales taxes. Over 11 billion in 2016, https://www.vox.com/2018/4/13/17229018/undocumented-immigrants-pay-taxes … (And when legal immigrants arrive here as adults, we don't have to pay for their education & they can start paying into our Social Security system.)

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    6. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      5. President Ronald Reagan supported Amnesty (his word) and argued that open borders allow them return home when they're done working here.https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128303672 …

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      John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

      6. "Illegals" is a racist, dehumanizing, other-izing term. It's un-Christian and hypocritical - if you drive 56 in a 55 zone, aren't you an 'illegal' too? If you disagree, count how many other types of lawbreakers FOX News calls "illegals."

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        2. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          7. Trump is an illegal. $25 million for education fraud alone. And I don't really need to say this, but more to come.

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        3. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          8. Politicians don't try to punish people who give jobs to undocumented workers (driving down supply of jobs) bc fear of Central American & Mexican immigrants & asylum seekers gets massive votes & campaign donations. It's a racket.

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        4. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          9. From slavery to Chinese railroad workers to the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory to today's overseas sweatshops, exploited labor by marginalized peoples has always propped up the US economy. Without 'illegals' you'd pay $40 for a salad. And I know, salads don't apply to Trump.

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        5. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          10. Trump hires undocumented workers. Going back to the 80s w/undocumented polish construction workers. The same people who exploit undocumented labor also exploit fear of the undocumented. You're being suckered by very rich hypocrites.

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        6. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          11. No national Democratic politicians have called for any legislation or policies that could ever lead to "Open Borders." This is important. Any politician or media figure who uses the term "open borders" is lying. The Bible calls that "bearing false witness."

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        7. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          12. They are never going to build a wall across thousands of miles of desert, rivers and forests, private and commercial property - while forcing Americans to give up their land under eminent domain law. Wall fans are arguing for big govt to seize private American property.

          51 replies . 1,056 retweets 4,408 likes
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        8. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          13. The wall will not stop undocumented immigration. Ladders and shovels are things that will still exist. As will America's giant "Help Wanted" sign.

          49 replies . 633 retweets 3,629 likes
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        9. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          14. People who support stealing migrant children are legally still allowed to call themselves Christian. They are not.

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        10. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          15. America has crumbling roads, bridges, a deliberately underfunded public school system, neglected infrastructure and an underfunded VA. A guy who's hired undocumented workers wants $5billion to keep undocumented workers from coming here for work. It's all a scam.

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        11. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          16. Trump promised his supporters that Mexico would pay for the wall. He promised you, #MAGA. Many times. Now he literally wants you to pay for his own broken promise. (And the majority of 2016 voters rejected it, 74 million total (HR & 3rd parties) vs. DT's 62 million)

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        12. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          17. The majority of Americans still oppose the wall. They know it's expensive, bigoted, stupid and won't work. The majority of Americans don't hate America.

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        13. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          18. Undocumented immigration has dropped to a 12-year low. There is no 'crisis' and you have been lied to:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/undocumented-immigrants-in-united-states-drop-lowest-in-12-years-2018-11-28/ …

          55 replies . 1,812 retweets 5,194 likes
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        14. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          19. Trump did not pay federal taxes for years and committed tax fraud to avoid paying the taxes that you paid, which he now seeks to misuse. https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/10/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html …https://www.vox.com/2018/10/3/17932216/donald-trumps-tax-returns …

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        15. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          20. Fear of "illegals" is a scam designed to get alarmed FOX news viewers to vote for an agenda centered on more tax cuts for very rich people, who don't need more tax cuts. #maga #christmaseve2018 #christmas

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        16. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          Bonus #21. If you don't like our drug war refugees from Central American drug war violence seeking asylum in America then stop supporting the drug war.

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        17. John Fugelsang‏Verified account @JohnFugelsang 24 Dec 2018

          Bonus #22. It's Jesus' birthday so here's his take. From Matthew 25, which modern RW evangelicals seriously need to read: "For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in," #maga

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        2. Big Al‏ @2Bigald1 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang

          I have a chest cold. Spitting on the sidewalk is illegal but from time to time I do have to spit out a few lung cookies. I guess that makes me illegal too!

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        3. Patty Harbison‏ @PattyHarbison 25 Dec 2018
          Replying to @2Bigald1 @JohnFugelsang

          I have chronic bronchitis & have the same issue, but I prefer the more scientific term "lung cheese."

          0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. Adreana Langston‏ @AdreanaInLB 31 Dec 2018
          Replying to @JohnFugelsang @KatCapps

          Yes, if you drive 56 in a 55 zone you are indeed a criminal engaging in illegal behavior. Same as if you buy a dime bag if weed even here in California because if federal law. And I LIKE this word because it HIGHLIGHTS the injustice of THE LAWS. That in 1936, let's say, the ONLY

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        3. Adreana Langston‏ @AdreanaInLB 31 Dec 2018
          Replying to @AdreanaInLB @JohnFugelsang @KatCapps

          way an African American could have access to the majority of high income jobs was to be low melanin enough to ILLEGALLY pass for White illustrates how fucked up THE LAW was, not how fucked up the passers were. That in the 1970s the only way a gay person could serve in the

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        4. Adreana Langston‏ @AdreanaInLB 31 Dec 2018
          Replying to @AdreanaInLB @JohnFugelsang @KatCapps

          military was to CRIMINALLY lie and say he or she was straight shows how fucked up military rules were, NOT how fucked up THE LAW is. Very few U.S. citizens think poorly of the CRIMINAL Saudi Arabian woman who (before last year) drove a car. The fact that the women were indeed

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        5. Adreana Langston‏ @AdreanaInLB 31 Dec 2018
          Replying to @AdreanaInLB @JohnFugelsang @KatCapps

          criminals highlighted how backwards Saudi laws were. Let's NOT soften the language. Let's HIGHLIGHT that the U.S. is a hypocritical empire that refuses to decriminalize drugs (unless BIG PHARMA is the pusher), thus enriching Latin American drug cartels, who in turn terrorize

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        6. Adreana Langston‏ @AdreanaInLB 31 Dec 2018
          Replying to @AdreanaInLB @JohnFugelsang @KatCapps

          Latin American and Central American everyday ppl, who in turn flee their countries for what they hope is safety in the U.S., only to be called ILLEGALS. I am ALL for keeping that word as it highlights a series of policy decisons that show the U.S. to be in the wrong.

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