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I joined Twitter because my boss asked me to. He has since passed away. A few years later I acquired this handle from the eponymous disgraced Senator from North Carolina. How’s that for #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Influencer Lesson No. 5:
Consistency matters. The gym bros hit the weights every day. The mommyfluencers record TikToks of themselves each morning making a PBNJ while dancing to “Move Bitch, Get out the Way”. It doesn’t need to be good, but it does need to be consistent.
Influencer Lesson No. 4:
Draft your thoughts and captions in a tweet. Nobody has an attention span anymore. You need to “write tight”. Twitter’s 280 characters help keep it short and simple.
Influencer Lesson No. 3:
Never read the comments. Do you really care what fred5406 thinks about your photo? Just ignore them. Nobody important is commenting on a social media post.
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Influencer Lesson No. 2:
Create a Linktree. Because Instagram only allows one link in your bio, services like Linktree allow you to create landing pages with links to other services. This can be helpful to share accounts on other platforms, content you create, or fundraisers.
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Influencer Lesson No. 1:
A public Instagram account makes it easier for your followers to share your content, which makes it easier to go viral.
Stocks only go up because the dollar only goes down
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There’s nothing like being asked to search Google for “porn” to help out a friend
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Today I discovered something when I was going through our AWS billing. The Markup’s CDN costs had shot way up starting early Saturday. But I had no idea why.
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This is one of the coolest bits of science news I've seen in a while: a "mummified" dinosaur was discovered in Canada with skin and organs so well preserved they could determine the skin color! 12 year old me would be giddy.
earthlymission.com/dinosaur-mummy
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The media is the Morty to Trump’s Rick
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Police department reminds residents to wear pants while checking mailbox
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Live action Shrek
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And I thought I had it bad...
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In other Jeffrey Epstein news.....no not that Jeffrey Epstein!
Thanks @lrnlrsn for a cool article!
gen.medium.com/when-jeffrey-e
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fuck every company selling basic security as an enterprise feature in 2019.
if you charge for SSL, 2FA or SSO, you're on my shitlist.
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I wrote something for the first time in years.
"Nobody has ever read the white paper of the coin they're investing in. If they have, they haven't understood it. But they sure have told people they understood it."
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Halloween is the only day you’re not in a costume
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Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into John Edwards ideas
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Please read Matt Taibbi’s rundown on Russia, Bots, Putin, and the insanity of Russiagate. He has brought reason back amidst a sea of chaos and a dearth if logic.
rollingstone.com/politics/taibb
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As we enter week three of Parkland coverage, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this will keep happening. Most likely we will have another mass shooting within the next three months, according to the Harvard School of Public Health
Fox refers to the Mainstream Media as if they weren’t a part of it. Sure, they’re to the right and the MSM they refer to is to the left. But, their formats and their approaches are pretty much identical, if you strip out political ideology.
As someone who consumes media largely online, prefers streaming services to cable, and uses ad blockers, watching reminds me how much of an actual broadcast is commercials. Time says it’s over 15 minutes in each hour of cable TV
It's obvious that sees me as a threat, as he has resorted to name calling. Plus, he is totally obsessed with . We get it, you won the election!
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The average age of viewers for Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC are all in their 60s. I think the young people who grew up on Real World, Jersey Shore, and the Kardashians know that cable news is “news entertainment”. Not sure the older folks get it.
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Tajikistan always sounds like a made-up country name to me
Pretty sure was the 1st presidential candidate to tweet, 1/9/2007. #LoveTwitter nytimes.com/cq/2007/04/02/
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Replying to
. @CraigJ_NandO I was NOT a fraud moderate in '98. I was in Middle School.
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It can be inferred from Fancy that Iggy Azalea was previously in the "murder business".
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Replying to
. @GaltFan1 I'm not a pig.
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There's nothing quite like seeing someone break into a full sprint with a backpack on
I was not invited to the Democratic National Convention
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1) Apparently got hacked? 2) has a photo of himself with the Stanley Cup. I now dislike him slightly less. 4) No 3.
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The real John Edwards just stood up.
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