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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
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Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at http://Cracked.com . Likes and retweets are often accidental. Mailing list: http://bit.ly/ParginMail 

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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc‏Verified account @JohnDiesattheEn 15 May 2020

    Name a type of joke/bit you see in comedy that is completely innocent and inoffensive but annoys you to no end. For me, it's observational jokes about fictional universes that the work already plays for humor, ie "If you think about it, Hogwarts is really dangerous for kids!"

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      2. Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc‏Verified account @JohnDiesattheEn 15 May 2020

        Like, yeah, that's the joke! Characters in the story acknowledge it constantly! Half of the comedy beats are the faculty casually blowing off some absurdly lethal threat to the children in a comical way. It's a running bit, to contrast with how we treat kids in the actual world.

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      3. Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc‏Verified account @JohnDiesattheEn 15 May 2020

        Another one: Plotlines about improv troupes. Like the main characters aren't even comedians/actors, but they all have friends in improv troupes or classes because the writers assume everyone lives in New York and hangs around the improv scene. Even the show "Lucifer" did it.

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      2. H. Poteat‏ @NSQE 15 May 2020
        Replying to @JohnDiesattheEn

        Stupid people being horrible to each other is never funny to me. That's a whole genre of comedy that my friends adore and I just can't get on board with.

        3 replies 3 retweets 246 likes
      3. Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc‏Verified account @JohnDiesattheEn 15 May 2020
        Replying to @NSQE

        Especially when they're supposed to be friends/couples.

        3 replies 1 retweet 107 likes
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      2. Ryan Ritter‏ @therealritter 15 May 2020
        Replying to @JohnDiesattheEn

        When people say stuff like, “I would pay good money to watch a video that’s just two hours of Gary Oldman reacting to stuff!!!” No you absolutely wouldn’t.

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      2. Jonër Rickson‏ @Mackerelboys 16 May 2020
        Replying to @WesleyKushner @JohnDiesattheEn

        This strikes me in the same way as "here's the plan..... okay so I have no plan" Absolute HILARITY

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      2. Chris Eh‏ @ChrisAllinotte 15 May 2020
        Replying to @JohnDiesattheEn

        A bit dated.. but it used to be in every g.d. show: A: *snarky quip* B: Really? A: No. Not really. That's it. That's the whole joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 117 likes
      3. Jurgan‏ @Jurgan15 15 May 2020
        Replying to @ChrisAllinotte @JohnDiesattheEn

        Sounds like a joke about autistic people not getting sarcasm.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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