John CleeseGeverifieerd account

@JohnCleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

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Geregistreerd in december 2007
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    29 jun.

    17 September enjoy 🐾 Help us to ! For every ❤️ or share the trailer gets on channel, they’re donating $1 to Best Friends Animal Society, up to $20,000!

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  2. 16 uur geleden

    My thoughts on fiction writing and identity.

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    3 jul.
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    His voice doesn't matchbthe body. I'm sure dogs for miles could hear him.

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  4. 17 uur geleden

    Good to hear this People had told me that it's the squeaky voice

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    Despite appearances to the contrary, he's never been keen on speaking on camera. He fulfilled media obligations as part of his playing career, sponsorships and to highlight issues/causes/businesses he's involved with, but he's not tried to take centre stage for himself.
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  5. 17 uur geleden

    I hear they got the idea from the Barclays and Rothermere and Murdoch Fair's fair

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    Guardian Media Group has a shell company in the Cayman Islands to avoid tax, or at least they did till recently
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  6. 17 uur geleden

    I never knew that ! Well, I never...... How about that ? Fascinating Or should I be having a different reaction ?

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    But the Guardian does receive money from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
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  7. 2 jul.

    During the Euro finals, the TV cameras keep picking out David Beckham It interests me that we still see David so often, but I don't know why we never hear from him Why don't they ask him to comment on the matches ?

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    2 jul.

    🎙Campaign podcast – on why 'advertising is like a very good crossword':

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  9. 2 jul.

    You disgust me! 🇬🇧

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  10. 2 jul.

    Is it not possible to put these crooks in jail ? Lords could have a special jail at the House of Lords, where they could have afternoon tea, and be visited by their friends across the way, like Conrad Black and Jeffrey Whatsit They could vote from their cells Pun intended

    Cracking scoop from our 💥Lord Bethell did not declare 27 meetings at the height of the pandemic - at least NINE of which ended up securing multi-million pound Government contracts.
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  11. 2 jul.

    I have re-written one of my most famous poems... Yesterday, I met a woke, It simply couldn't take a joke

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  12. 1 jul.

    Dinner?! 🦥 Fierce Creatures

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    30 jun.

    This exclusive story was published by and written by around midday today. We don't do what we do for praise, but some recognition from the mainstream media is only fair when deserved.

    Cracking scoop from our 💥Lord Bethell did not declare 27 meetings at the height of the pandemic - at least NINE of which ended up securing multi-million pound Government contracts.
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  14. 30 jun.

    I apologize for the illiterate oaf who made this mistake VA not only has the most melodious accent in America, but also is proudly named after a woman from England

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    I've been informed that Virginia is abbreviated VA and not VI as posted yesterday. We have made the change, however to the people of Virginia I ask you to look deep within and ask if it should have been you to change and not I...
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  15. 30 jun.

    Except that the Guardian isn't owned and run for the benefit of off-shore billionaires by a pair of mangy Scots

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    Bit like complaining about the Guardian giving labour politicians an easier ride than tories isn't it?
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  16. 30 jun.

    Deeply, deeply embarrassed and ashamed by the English louts who booed the German national anthem

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  17. 30 jun.

    Beautiful Somerset County Cricket Club

    😍😍😍😍
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  18. 30 jun.

    'Starmer can never quite skewer Boris' states the Spectator Alternatively, the headline could read 'Spectator magazine never skewers former Spectator Editor Boris' Note: first name for right-wingers, last name for enemies

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  19. 30 jun.

    I've been informed that Virginia is abbreviated VA and not VI as posted yesterday. We have made the change, however to the people of Virginia I ask you to look deep within and ask if it should have been you to change and not I...

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    30 jun.

    I did👉🏻: and on page 50👇🏻

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  21. 30 jun.

    I was slightly disappointed by England's win I had forecast 3-0 I'm hoping that in the Final we shall meet those fat, pate-guzzling, beer-swilling, pseudo-French Belgian BASTARDS And declare at half-time

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