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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 24 Nov 2016

    John Cleese Retweeted Wanderer Joe

    When necessary,yes Here are some other annoying things : Putin,ISIL,The US Election,,Bashar al Assad,North Korea,IPSO,the Ukraine and Faragehttps://twitter.com/joedebono/status/801970719668064256 …

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    Wanderer Joe @joedebono
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    So, do you omit the space after punctuation to save characters? #bloodyAnnoying
    11:53 PM - 24 Nov 2016
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    • Helen Mel Clare Hardy Noel Valerie Slartibartfast Susie Rumberger McKinley 🇺🇲 new year, new name Kel
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      1. Jonathan Trevithick‏ @JonTrevithick 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Farage should be punctuated in the unmentionables

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      1. Robin Allen Brown‏ @Robbie2223 24 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Mr Cleese, it is your tweet, and you can damn well do as you please ❗

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      1. Tamara 🍃‏ @tltroup 24 Nov 2016
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        haha, the double comma shade

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      1. Stefan‏ @stefano3 24 Nov 2016
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        @joedebono yep....

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      1. Moto Szczecin  ⚡‏ @SzczecinMoto 24 Nov 2016
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        the last one must be a real pain in the ars 😆

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      1. John Pryde‏ @JOHNGPRYDE 24 Nov 2016
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        @joedebono now that is very funny !

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      1. Matters not.‏ @Whoeverknows101 24 Nov 2016
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        but you often omit a space even when you have space left....?

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      1. (((𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙙)))  🇺🇸‏ @WordofTheDavid 24 Nov 2016
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        @joedebono Hey, give Assad a chance, right?

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      1. Alan McClintock‏ @al_mcclintock 25 Nov 2016
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        @joedebono I use the - instead of a comma because it saves characters-easily separates ideas-is often underused & takes less ink

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      1. Accursed FM Gaming‏ @AccursedFMGames 25 Nov 2016
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        I do the same. Character limits are annoyinng. Other annoying things are Queues, people who cant spell queue, and the letter Q.

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