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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 11 Jun 2016

    John Cleese Retweeted Mark Freebairn

    I don't know where you get these slogans from...https://twitter.com/elmarky31/status/741742622025342977 …

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    Mark Freebairn @elmarky31
    Replying to @JohnCleese
    yeah, you've benefitted from the economic wealth that came from being in Europe but who cares about future comedians
    2:47 PM - 11 Jun 2016
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    31 replies 24 retweets 129 likes
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      2. Mark Freebairn‏ @elmarky31 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Politcian101

        40 years of peace, employee rights, environmental change, welfare, growth - I'd need 1000 characters to write it all...

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dino Fancellu‏ @DinoFancellu 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @elmarky31 @Politcian101

        NATO. Many rights before we entered EU. UK rights stronger than EU. Can't tell if you are stupid or just a liar.

        1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
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      5. Dino Fancellu‏ @DinoFancellu 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Politcian101 @elmarky31

        There is a name for these people. "repeaters". Their thoughts are not truly their own. It is very common.

        0 replies 2 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Andrew Burrowes‏ @Andybuds 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Judging by your fans performance at the footy in France. I think the EU might want you to leave #Disgraceful

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. velcro‏ @velcro6 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Andybuds @JohnCleese

        yeah fancy defending yourself while being attacked by masked thugs- disgraceful!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Andrew Burrowes‏ @Andybuds 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @velcro6

        Not nice too see, but you dished it out for years and the chickens have come home to roost.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
    1. Matthew Winnington‏ @mwinnington 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      How about talking to my dad, fellow @libdem member, 70 something and ex-SDPer and talk to him why we're #StrongerIn ?

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    2. first class numpty‏ @Truth_is_Satire 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      Have you seen this ?pic.twitter.com/q4JORIycwW

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    3. Thedailymoosie‏ @Moomar123 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      don't worry mr. Cleese, your job is safe. In or out. Oh yes and you are very funny in any language

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    4. tredwards‏ @tredwards92 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      What is he even talking about?!

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    5. E‏ @mr_oclock 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @elmarky31 You also benefitted from being funny and talented.

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    6. David Greenwood‏ @DavidGreenwooda 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @elmarky31 marks had a few to drink

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      1. New conversation
      2. Patrick‏ @pjbrocksam 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        It is true. We must pity the comedians.

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    7. Jen  🌹 🐝  🇬🇧  🇨🇦‏ @Celestite66 12 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      "economic wealth" and "the EU" don't really go together in the same sentence.

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    8. michael Clarke‏ @mpclarke213 12 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @bernerlap @elmarky31 Joe who is clueless we are part of Europe no problem. Just don't want to be owned by Unelected beureacrats

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