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Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://www.thesillywalk.com 

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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 11 Jun 2016

    John Cleese Retweeted Justin K Hayward

    In London,but this year,in hotels.So I pay tax here and in the http://US.Plus  withholding taxes when I tourhttps://twitter.com/justinhayward/status/741742259360653312 …

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    Justin K Hayward @justinhayward
    Replying to @JohnCleese
    where do you live for more than six months of the year out of interest?
    2:24 PM - 11 Jun 2016
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      2. Anthony‏ @a_williams423 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        @justinhayward You show me a man who likes paying taxes and I'll show you a liar

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Justin K Hayward‏ @justinhayward 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @a_williams423 @JohnCleese

        how about a woman?@jk_rowling is happy to and so am I (what little is owed from my salary) #socialconscience

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      2. Ian Thomas‏ @Vorpal_Duck 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        I can only imagine the tired, old jokes directed at you when people see you in a hotel . . . .

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jim Smith‏ @Jdrsmith 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Vorpal_Duck @JohnCleese

        Just thinking that too. ..what do you expect to see from a Kensington Hotel bedroom window ? herds of wildebeest..

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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    1. Justin K Hayward‏ @justinhayward 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      OK, cool. :)

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    2. Lynne  💔 Larkin‏ @LynneVero 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @justinhayward Do you declare key lime pies and pizza sent backstage? (Inedible donations from idiots?)

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    3. Anthony‏ @a_williams423 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @justinhayward expect he's got a few million stashed away in the Cayman Islands but who cares?

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    4. Justin K Hayward‏ @justinhayward 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      honest question - do you believe that the arts will be better protected by Britain being out of the EU?

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    5. Eddie Morgan‏ @iranlezzers 12 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      Please butt out of UK politics

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    6. Bill T‏ @anfieldxi 12 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @justinhayward Bloody hell!!

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    7. Hutchyman‏ @Hutchyman 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      more importantly, do you tip the chambermaid?

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    8. Kyra Gebhardt‏ @KyraGebhardt1 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      What'd you do with Fernald Point?

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    9. Ignatz‏ @IgnatzMuskrat3k 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      @justinhayward Pardon, but if you get royalties from american company, do you keep it in an american bank? Tia!

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    10. savari‏ @savkah 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      Pay taxes?? Shocking, that's just so proletariat.

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    11. savari‏ @savkah 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      Ah, well as a London lad, why not support OUT. There's vote rigging to combat y'know.

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    12. Joe Lamont‏ @itismedesu 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      You must have Taxman by The Beatles on heavy rotation on your music player.

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    13. Lyn S Davies‏ @thebowler121 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      is he out of the moody blues!!

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