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Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://www.thesillywalk.com 

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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 11 Jun 2016

    If I thought there was any chance of major reform in the EU,I'd vote to stay in.But there isn't.Sad.Sorry,Paddy.

    2:20 PM - 11 Jun 2016
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      2. Ed McMillan-Scott‏Verified account @emcmillanscott 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        @claycon MEPs can't employ partners (169 MPs do), there's a lobbyists register (none at Westminster) etchttp://bit.ly/1UoVO5W 

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Steel&Fire‏ @SteelandFire 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @emcmillanscott @JohnCleese @claycon

        oh really? then hoe come Farage is employing his wife??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ed McMillan-Scott‏Verified account @emcmillanscott 12 Jun 2016
        Replying to @SteelandFire @JohnCleese @claycon

        MEPs who employed their partners pre-2009 were allowed to continue that until 2014. It's not allowed now

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Conor Furlong‏ @ConorFurlong 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        but that's not really the issue, is it. It's abt whether u'd b better off in or out. You can't seriously think u'd be better out

        21 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      4. Conor Furlong‏ @ConorFurlong 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Jandals_nz @JohnCleese

        oh really? You want access to the single market but will have ZERO say on its rules. Well done.

        33 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
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      6. Conor Furlong‏ @ConorFurlong 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Jandals_nz @JohnCleese

        good luck with that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Conor Furlong‏ @ConorFurlong 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Jandals_nz @JohnCleese

        you really, really won't. Good luck.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Dan Shepherd‏ @TheCarteI 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Oh John, not you too...

        3 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
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      4. Dan Shepherd‏ @TheCarteI 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @letroisieme3

        fuck off with your sovereignty you bell end. You can't even spell it.

        13 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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    1. Rene Auberjonois‏Verified account @reneauberjonois 29 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      At least you got a NEW YORKER cover out of it.

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    2. Scott Jones‏ @ScottJonesy 11 Jun 2016
      Replying to @JohnCleese

      glad you're for Brexit too sir.

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      2. Freedom for the UK!‏ @Barber1956 11 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Well done Mr Cleese, but expect a torrent of abuse from remaniacs #leave #brexitpic.twitter.com/Fhpd2D1ctw

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      2. Stephan Grüger, MdL‏ @GruegerS 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        .@JohnCleese #Brexit or not, it´s time for a major reform in the EU, esp. finishing the autocratic regime of the #EUCommission. #EC #EUKom

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Stephan Grüger, MdL‏ @GruegerS 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @GruegerS

        .Ob #Brexit oder nicht, es ist Zeit für eine Reform der #EU, v.a für ein Ende der Anmaßungen der #EUKom. #Kompetenzkompetenz #Demokratie

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Fabio Longo‏ @LongoFL 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @GruegerS

        .@GruegerS #Brexit wird ausfallen und die #EUKom mit der gewohnten Anmaßung und Arroganz weitermachen. #EuropäischeIdee in Gefahr!

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. Stephan Grüger, MdL‏ @GruegerS 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @LongoFL

        .@LongoFL Ob #Brexit oder nicht: Die EU muss aus dem Würgegriff der Technokraten und neoliberalen Verschacherer gerungen werden. #EUKom

        0 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
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