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Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://www.thesillywalk.com 

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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 5 Feb 2016

    There's a rumour abroad that I dislike 'Political Correctness' This is a complete distortion of my views... I absolutely fucking abhor it

    5:43 PM - 5 Feb 2016
    • 7,512 Retweets
    • 10,954 Likes
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    408 replies 7,512 retweets 10,954 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Elis Veigar Cole‏ @ElisCole 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        @JohnCleese white old dude hates not being able to pick on minorities with unfunny humour. So said.

        68 replies 7 retweets 19 likes
      3. Secret Agent Bleh‏ @AndrewBLeh 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ElisCole

        @ElisCole @JohnCleese this is ageist please report yourself to the ministry of re-education.

        1 reply 3 retweets 77 likes
      4. Elis Veigar Cole‏ @ElisCole 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @AndrewBLeh

        @AndrewBLeh educate me and tell me your favourite non PC joke.

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Secret Agent Bleh‏ @AndrewBLeh 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ElisCole

        @ElisCole that is the point. though. Eventually all jokes become non pc.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      6. Secret Agent Bleh‏ @AndrewBLeh 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @AndrewBLeh

        @ElisCole when even seinfeld is complaining about pc you are in trouble.

        3 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
      7. Secret Agent Bleh‏ @AndrewBLeh 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @AndrewBLeh

        @ElisCole tell me a pc joke and i will inform you about how problematic it is.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      8. Elis Veigar Cole‏ @ElisCole 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @AndrewBLeh

        @AndrewBLeh two gay men are having sex and die at the exact same time. Who goes to even first? The one that got his shit packed.

        5 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      9. Secret Agent Bleh‏ @AndrewBLeh 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ElisCole

        @ElisCole this is problematic and homophobic. Talking about gay people dying when they are literally dying of aids is offensive.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      10. 12 more replies
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      2. Tom  🌹'Daighre‏ @tomOdaighre 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        .@JohnCleese Fucking yawn mate.

        6 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Tom  🌹'Daighre‏ @tomOdaighre 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @tomOdaighre

        .@JohnCleese The only thing that was funny about you was how high you could put your leg.

        14 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. Secret Agent Bleh‏ @AndrewBLeh 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @tomOdaighre

        @tomOdaighre @JohnCleese are you someone Tom?

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. jpak1888‏ @jpak1888 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        @JohnCleese Fuck you Mr Cleese.

        6 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Hapless Dark Star‏ @ColdDimSum 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jpak1888

        @jpak1888 and by his own statement @JohnCleese undermines his own argument - and also misses the point

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. jpak1888‏ @jpak1888 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ColdDimSum

        @ColdDimSum @JohnCleese Wow. Blocked for being sensible

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. nobody important‏ @coulditbechalen 6 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jpak1888

        @jpak1888 you know how it is with these people. Damned if you're satirical, damned if you're not. @ColdDimSum is rather sad tho @JohnCleese

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. jpak1888‏ @jpak1888 6 Feb 2016
        Replying to @coulditbechalen

        @coulditbechalen Exacty mate, no winning with some folk. @ColdDimSum @JohnCleese

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Camilla Cleese‏ @CamillaCleese 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        @JohnCleese I am offended by your use of the word "hor." and you spelled it wrong, it's "whore"

        8 replies 15 retweets 87 likes
      3. Sam Cramer‏ @SamEyes 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @CamillaCleese

        @CamillaCleese @JohnCleese I too am offended, and instead of just ignoring you & not taking it personally I've decided to tell the internet

        3 replies 2 retweets 32 likes
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      2. hopeless wanderer‏ @thewargarurumon 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        .@JohnCleesepic.twitter.com/5tDNhMEffR

        6 replies 134 retweets 201 likes
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