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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 10 Nov 2021

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    And since the world is going more and more insane, being out of touch is an ideal position, if one is to keep one's sanity https://t.co/hqhzAROwad 

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      1. mxh‏ @mxPlzner 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Man, you still have it!

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      1. DB Martin‏ @DBMartin 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Quite the compliment, really.

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      1. The Old Dirty Sheldon Turnipseed‏ @siecz2 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        By “world” they mean twitter and people too afraid to state their own opinions.

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      1. Joshua-029‏ @hammervol 10 Nov 2021
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        We're definitely living in the timeline where we are actively trying to kill off our own species and are all too happy to do it

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      2. philip allen‏ @philallen02 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Glad we lived in the time when no one took offence to anything, fawlty towers was one of my favourite shows they wouldn’t even have it on tv these days ! Such a shame.

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      3. Adam Cann‏ @Adam_Cann 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @philallen02 @JohnCleese

        What you talking about? It’s on Gold all the time.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Person on large falling rock 🌏‏ @EnceladusOcean 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Hmmm...yes, indisputable...even better, get interested in Space/astronomy...mentally escape this fruitloopy world🪐🌌

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      1. Lantz‏ @wxyzvb 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Remember, before the World went even more insane; when you used to be one of the "weirdest" in the room? Not the more, sir.. I beg to differ...thank you so much for the laughs!

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      1. KIDDAS ART BOX‏ @kiddathescouser 10 Nov 2021
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        this is what my sanity looks likepic.twitter.com/zNyBbdaQYU

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      2. clout mask replica‏ @WalmartSelfsuck 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Then if you’re gonna be out of touch with the current times on purpose, it might benefit you and everyone else if ya didn’t comment too much on things you’ve gone out of your way to not learn about.

        15 replies . 0 retweets 16 likes
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