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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 10 Nov 2021

    John Cleese Retweeted Char's Horror Corner  💀 ☠️

    Exactly what I advocate If you are a morally superior, hypersensitive, narcissistic Puritan, uninterested in any opinions other than your own, I actively encourage you to stay awayhttps://twitter.com/Charrlygirl/status/1458455600241811456 …

    John Cleese added,

    Char's Horror Corner  💀 ☠️ @Charrlygirl
    Replying to @JohnCleese
    Thanks for announcing it, so I can avoid the venue where you end up landing. Especially if by "Woke" you mean tolerant, intelligent people.
    9:44 pm - 10 Nov 2021
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    • Pedro Chagas 🇺🇦 Dawn Stallard Rud Laurberg Andrew Aitken trashseagull KPSS رازبین جنگ‌علی Stefan Koch Paul Hawtrey Mark Luljak
    173 replies . 552 retweets 5,057 likes
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      1. Ray‏ @RayRich13487149 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Don’t EVER change John!! Love it

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      1. arctinerd‏ @real_Arcticnerd 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Sick burn. 😁

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      1. Marq Venture - KPSS‏ @quickdishwasher 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        It’s like the old days with people fainting in the aisles when someone says “Damn”.

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      1. Tuckers  🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦‏ @tuckers2912 10 Nov 2021
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        Brilliant, brilliant!!😊👍

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      2. Katherine Brodsky  🏴‍☠️‏Verified account @mysteriouskat 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Nothing tolerant about it.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Dreamspace President‏ @D_P_com 12 Nov 2021
        Replying to @mysteriouskat @JohnCleese

        And yes, "it" is the correct pronoun.

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      2. Chad Schobert, O.D.‏ @300ZXNA 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        Hi John, we are just asking that humor not punch down. If we are not in an affected class, it can be hard to understand how harmful it is and easy to dismiss it as hypersensitivity when it truly is not.

        53 replies . 1 retweet 24 likes
      3. RhysHole ✌️‏ @rhyshalliwell 10 Nov 2021
        Replying to @300ZXNA @JohnCleese

        Do you have an example of a joke that punches down?

        5 replies . 0 retweets 10 likes
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