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    John Cleese‏Verified account @JohnCleese 24 Oct 2018

    Interesting that Trump is framing a foul, disgusting death by torture as a PR cock-up I'm sure that's how he sees it, though

    3:31 AM - 24 Oct 2018
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      2. joefrompeel‏ @joefrompeel 24 Oct 2018
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        He does the best cover ups.

        1 reply 4 retweets 48 likes
      3. Aggie Black  🏳️‍🌈‏ @VABlackWriter 24 Oct 2018
        Replying to @joefrompeel @JohnCleese

        Just look at what he's done to his head.

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      2. Joe Johnson‏Verified account @JoeJohnsonOnAir 24 Oct 2018
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        "There was NO collusion and I have the best words coming from my giant brain"

        3 replies 9 retweets 96 likes
      3. Alan Hawk‏ @Alan_Hawk00 24 Oct 2018
        Replying to @JoeJohnsonOnAir @JohnCleese

        I think maybe collusion means something different to Chump

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      1. Chris‏ @glocks75 24 Oct 2018
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        Poor optics, to be sure.

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      2. Simon Newby‏ @simonnewby 24 Oct 2018
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        Surprised he hasn't tried to blame @HillaryClinton yet!

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      1. Sarah Reeves‏ @SaraheReeves 24 Oct 2018
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        Or as a badly conceived and "executed" deal.

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      1. Tycalibre‏ @MMBTycalibre 24 Oct 2018
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        Do you think it's not?

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      2. marta  🌍 🇳🇴 😷‏ @opusmarta 24 Oct 2018
        Replying to @JohnCleese

        "I am the best at covering up murders in the world. Maybe of all time!" 🍄

        2 replies 9 retweets 118 likes
      3. Olen Smith  ✝‏ @olen_wayne 24 Oct 2018
        Replying to @opusmarta @JohnCleese

        What murders?

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