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Those Stage 3 handouts to the rich and greedy, excoriated by
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Decided to waste more time offline.
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Mother Russia could do with a few more Gorbachevs and one less Putin. Sadly, that’s not what we’re getting today.
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Saturday night project.
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"For I am a billionaire. Destroyer of worlds. And you will tremble before me... Dad, they're not trembling."
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I better be in this.
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There is a new fighting game on Steam called WRITE N’ FIGHT in which all of the characters are classic writers. Here is a 100% real screenshot from the game of Ernest Hemingway punching HP Lovecraft in the nuts.
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Enjoyed THE CRUEL STARS by – full-on space opera with great characters, bleak and violent but with glimpses of humour, plus bonus swearing and nudity. What’s not to like 😆
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In writerworld this is quite a big deal. I am seething with envy.
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I wrote a thing about small town horror and the incomparable @ChuckWendig was kind enough to host it at Terrible Minds. Thanks, Chuck!
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It’s Friday night but I have no new episodes of For All Mankind.
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It’s a pretty good Friday afternoon when you check your email and find a short story from . This is why you should subscribe people!
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Parade Rest. A free short story of The Cruel Stars. (And a little news about the Zero Day Code series) cheeseburgergothic.substack.com/p/parade-rest?
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Parade Rest. A free short story of The Cruel Stars. (And a little news about the Zero Day Code series)
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Another show moving ahead through our development, with some good feedback of the pilot script in today! ‘s Weapons of choice books that we are turning into an amazing series. Stepping in the right direction and more news soon!
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That guy. That fucking guy. I tells ya.
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UPON THE KING! LET US OUR LIVES, OUR SOULS,
OUR DEBTS, OUR CAREFUL WIVES,
OUR CHILDREN AND OUR SINS LAY ON THE KING!
THAT’S ME I’M THE KING AND YOU ARENT!
THANK YOU.
TRY THE VEAL.
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NO NO NO I AM A HOBBIT OF THE SHIRE AND A BEARER OF THE ONE RING AND THOSE TWO THINGS ARE VERY DIFFERENT ANDREW
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I AM HAPPY TO COOPERATE WITH ANY RESPECTFUL PROCESS OR INQUIRY WHICH RESPECTFULLY ENQUIRES INTO HOW VERY WELL I DID IN ALL OF THIS.
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"You want to be the secret governor-general?"
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I HAD SUPREME POWER AND I COULD HAVE CRUSHED YOU ALL AND SOMEHOW I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT?
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SO WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET MINING COMPANIES KILL DOLPHINS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU BAD-MOUTH THE GOVERNOR GENERAL.
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I'M NOT HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!
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I DIDNT TELL THEM I TOOK THEIR JOBS IN CASE THEY STOPPED DOING THEIR JOBS AND WHO WOULD HAVE DONE THEIR JOBS THEN BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW I WASNT GOING TO!
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OMIGOD YOU MEDIA MONSTERS LEAVE HIS TRADIES ALONE.
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He was the minister and he was the minister and I was the minister and he was...
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Holy shit he's gonna turn his schooner upside down on the bar and invite the whole country to take a swing at him.
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EVERYONE SAID I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING SO WHAT WAS EVEN THE PROBLEM??
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IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES
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Pretty keen for this presser with Scotty from marketing, and accounting, and sales, and stock management and....
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If you're wondering how Morrison let the GG fall under a bus, remember he did exactly the same thing to Biden with AUKUS. "Yeah, mate. Macron's good. Not a problem."
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You miss-a the dog walk, you pay-a the price.
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Look, I've checked my diary and it turns out I appointed myself Prime Minister for Sandwiches during the early days of the pandemic, and I'm sorry if this upsets anyone, really I am, but sandwiches are important.
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you see now, we had to stop him from swearing himself in as Australian of the Year for 2022
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