like i think often about mating bites and marks, and that kind of shared connection, especially when a mating bite leads to some form of telepathic connection and is a permanent commitment and A Big Deal? but also just Monster Bite
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NUPTIAL GIFTS,,,,, you know when some insects give another insect a nuptial gift bc they're like "this has more nutritional value than I do, please eat it instead of me after we finish boning" but like,,, soft
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i'm obsessed with a monster who doesn't quite understand what makes a Good Gift from a human perspective, but they know their human likes beautiful things or soft things for their bed, and so you have the monster who brings colourful feathers or tufts of fur or gems
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(LIKE... MONSTER OF THE MOUNTAINS WHO COMES DOWN TO PEER AT THE BLACKSMITH AND WHATEVER THEY BRING THE BLACKSMITH PUTS INTO JEWELRY TO WEAR... BLACKSMITH WEARING ARM BANDS ENCRUSTED WITH JEWELS THEIR MONSTER BF BROUGHT THEM,,,,)
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and gifts that are foodstuffs are so cute in general, like a monster who keeps bringing the object of their affection breakfast in the forms of berries or leaves, or maybe small animals like rabbits
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but nuptial gifts that are specifically made by the insect themselves and i am literally weeping at the idea of monster boyfriend who is like "i love you and i know you won't eat me and couldn't if you tried bc you are so puny and weak but i made this for you anyway, enjoy!"
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and human who is like, uh, okay? and is flattered bc this is nice and they know monster doesn't cook per se but obviously they must do SOMETHING, and so they bite into this globe-shaped dewdrop and it's sweet and kind of... strange-tasting
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"What's this made of?" "me! it is a gift!" "It's made of... you?" "Yes, it took a lot of energy, I hope you like it very much" "which... which part of you, exactly...?" "from my glands, like this--"
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like i just. I'm so soft for monster who gives human something of theirs to wear - an old claw or tooth for example, and the human explaining that they can't reciprocate with the same, bc they won't grow theirs back, but they can do jewellery or a lock of hair
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MONSTERS WHO DO MATING DANCES...
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monster with a mating call teaching human to try to do it back and keep falling over themselves laughing at human who just really isn't getting it right but it's so cute that they're trying
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monster for whom grooming is extremely intimate and only done with close loved ones and trusted friends but they don't tell human that as they show human how to comb through their feathers or fur
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OR,,,, monster is shedding and they're very vulnerable and want somewhere SAFE, and ordinarily wouldn't let anyone see them in this state but they trust their human
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i love gross stuff like monster always giving first bite of their kill to their mate which means you have human politely taking a piece of raw elk and chewing it but they're not Incredibly Happy about it fjdjdjdj
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monster very gentle touching their human so they don't cut or scratch them by mistake... holding human gently bc human is so much smaller or more fragile HUMAN MILKING MONSTER'S VENOM SACS
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monster who makes a regular migration for the moon or the tide or something else, and inviting their human with them, or bringing stuff back from each aspect of their journey
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monster teaching human to do their dances, and their dances aren't anything the human would call a dance but they're fun and the monster praises how beautifully they move
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monster marking their human's place in the stone or the sand or on cave walls or carving into trees OR,,,,, human carving theirs and monster's initials into a tree and monster being absolutely dazzled by it
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monsters who are Highly Respectful of their mates to be during courtship so it's this monster constantly bowing their head or making certain movements snd the human is baffled until the monster touches their snout to the human's nose
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monster lying down with human and asking questions about their scars, their tattoos, pointing out the scars on their own body, gently tugging the human's hands to trace where the texture of the scales is different, where their carapace is marked
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monster too big to wear a wedding ring so they wear it on the tip of their tusk or a horn
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monster frightened of intimidating their human so they make themselves very small or only show their shadow monster who doesn't have "kissing" but their human kisses them and they try equivalents
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monster inviting human into their territory and getting them to sit down in all their favourite places,,,, or stealing their human's clothes,,, bc they want to bring the human's scent home with them like they mark human's space with theirs
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monster who wants to sleep with their human and watch over them... monster who calls up in a ball with human sleeping in the middle human who loves to sleep ON TOP of their monster
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monster who wants to Stay Up to make sure nothing can creep up on their human in the night monster who definitely can't fit in human's clothes but they can wear a scrap of t-shirt around their wrist
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sexy vampire absolutely scandalised by their human partner asking them to drink blood from them bc I Love and Respect You, I Would Never
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human being introduced to many other very big very scary monsters and seeing their monster be Extremely Possessive and it's very
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