Joey Hynson

@JoeyHynson

I enjoy the simple things, like warm laundry and peeling the blue plastic off new electronics. Creator of

Joined March 2014

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    blocked by Dave rubin
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    17 hours ago

    BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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    Jan 3

    Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.

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    One of the most pernicious practices in journalism today is when reporters find something on social media (say, a video of a young woman dancing), troll for critical reactions then fabricate a trend story based on one or two tweets from relative nobodies.

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    Reminder that Anderson Cooper is a literal Vanderbilt in case you're wondering why he looks so disturbed about the idea of the tax rate on the wealthy going back up to what it was a few decades ago

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    22 hours ago

    Ohai. Look!! It’s the dude who got mad at for dancing! Last night they deleted their account and now they’re back acting like a fool again.

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    ‘Rape Jokes’ raised $93,000 for in 2018. And it’s available on PURPLE VINYL. Wow. Cool.

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    Jan 4

    Beto skateboards and was in a band. AOC dances. These are actual “attacks” on their characters by the right. The GOP is literally the evil reverend in Footloose.

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    Jan 3

    Today Mike Pence had the honor of swearing in Kyrsten Sinema, the first openly bisexual Senator in U.S. history. Her choice of literature to be sworn in on? A law book. This amuses me on so many levels I cannot begin to peel back the layers.

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    Jan 2

    Maybe don't beg for a wall with a poster inspired by a show where a wall doesn't work.

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    Jan 2

    Drunk man at this open mic said, shit this guy sucks I could get up there! And I said you can. There’s a sign up. And he said for real? And I said yeah and he said...nah I’m good. And that is most of Twitter!

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  13. Jan 3

    Thank you for finally making the cobwebs burn in Odyssey, . I can enjoy this game now.

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    Daily Caller Writer DESTROYS Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez By Building Weird Little Shrine To Her In His Closet

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    Jan 3

    ‘Harassment And Assault Are Different,’ Man Helpfully Explains To Woman Who Has Experienced Both:

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    Jan 3

    We found no evidence to suggest that 18 children died in U.S. custody at the border during Obama’s two presidential terms. False:

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    Jan 2
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  18. Jan 2

    We're going all in on making Black Mirror a reality I see.

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    “I would never rape you because you do not deserve it.” - Jair Bolsonaro “If I see two men kissing in the street, I will hit them.” - Jair Bolsonaro “I would not be able to love a gay son. I would rather he die in an accident." - Jair Bolsonaro

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    Jan 2

    I basically think this piece from 2015 is all that needs to be said about the notion of Joe Biden running for president again

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