Joe Decker

@Joesdecker

sarcastic, but generally polite.

Seattle, WA
gozags.com
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 29

    Not proud of this, but I go to the same grocer @ Safeway every time b/c he thinks asparagus is cilantro - saves me $3/trip

    1 reply 1 retweet 22 likes
  2. Jun 9

    Random guy on the street: hey, you look familiar Me: thanks Random guy: wait, what? Me: yeah idk why I said that *awkwardly walks away

    1 reply 7 likes
  3. Jun 7

    getting to kick it w/lil decker on work trip to phx 👌🏼

    2 likes
  4. May 30

    Just in case anyone else was wondering: yes, Spotify does stream Now albums

    7 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,118 replies 169,882 retweets 404,056 likes
  6. May 21

    Coffee shop provoking middle school flashbacks rn w/their playing of Reliant K

    2 likes
  7. May 20

    When you have an empty seat next to you for your 10 hour flight

    4 likes
  8. May 20

    Double Decker's

    2 retweets 14 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 19

    Macron has pulled a Trudeau, filled half his cabinet with women

    61 replies 683 retweets 2,410 likes
  10. May 13

    Train to Paris - French Countryside ft. Frank Ocean

  11. May 12

    Advent of another night out in Soho

    1 like
  12. May 12

    Alt. shots of Abbey Road - world's 1st full purpose studio. Birthed Automatic Double Tracking, Dark Side of the Moon & 4 lads from Liverpool – at Abbey Road

    2 likes
  13. May 5

    Pod Save Seattle

    , , and 2 others
    14 replies 48 retweets 889 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 5

    .'s “Call the Police" and "American Dream” are named Best New Tracks

    5 replies 142 retweets 450 likes
  15. Apr 28

    yo , got a new docuseries for you: follow drivers who don't use their turn-signal to see what the hell's wrong w/them

    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. Apr 7

    Sitting in the back of an Uber on my way to Enterprise and realizing they would've picked me up

    6 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    23 kegs were needed for fans at the FreemontDock on Saturday, tonight they may need more!

    5 replies 5 retweets 25 likes
  18. Apr 3

    What a year, we'll be back

    6 likes
  19. Mar 25

    Final 4!!!!

    6 likes
  20. Mar 9

    s/o for energizing Seattle last night with your wisdom, passion, and vision.

    2 likes
  21. Mar 7

    At a loss for words rn. Saw that a friend who I thought was totally normal likes their own Instagram posts.. such a Donald Trump thing to do

    2 replies 3 likes

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