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Joe Gatto
@Joe_Gatto
Live to make people laugh. Proud dad to kids & dogs. Be kind. My podcast Link to Tour tickets, cameos, YouTube, TikToks & IG
ComedianNew York Citylinktr.ee/joe_gattoBorn June 5, 1976Joined January 2012

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Finally. He’s coming to me.
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Tropical Storm #Larry has rapidly intensified since this time yesterday and is expected to become a hurricane tonight over the eastern Atlantic. Larry is forecast to move over the waters of the eastern and central tropical Atlantic through Monday. nhc.noaa.gov/#Larry
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I was 3 years old when I got a stuffed Winnie the Pooh. I slept with him every night until I was 17. He was a friend to me & got me through the roughest of times. The night my father died when I was 19, I slept with him. Tonight, in case you need one, here you go. Stay strong.
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Friendly reminder to anyone out there going through a tough time right now. It’s ok to not be okay. Don’t put the pressure on yourself thinking you have to be. Just take a minute and get through it. You will. You can be strong enough.
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Hey y'alls. Say hi to my son Remington Joseph Gatto. Or as we call him, Remo. Thanks for all your thoughts. Mom & baby are doing well.
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Hi Dawn. I’ve got plenty respect for myself & the work I do to bring some laughs to the world. I do the best I can with role modeling. Instead of taking the time to go on social media and mean rant, may I suggest spreading kindness so your children can be proud of you. Be well. t.co/e3Hvs0VMDw
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If you feel alone, it’s ok. If you’re scared, it’s ok. If you messed up, it’s ok. If you feel trapped, it’s ok. If you’re lost, it’s ok. It’s ok to not be okay. Remember that. You’ll figure it out. Take it one step at a time. Dig deep. Find the strength. Get help. #staystong
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Quickly need to address what I’ve been hearing about my weight loss. I didn’t do it because I got “Hollywood”. I’m not afraid that it’ll make me less funny. I did it to live longer & not be out of breath after chasing my kids. Don’t judge people for things you know nothing about!
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I was just food shopping & asked this employee where the mustard was to which he replied “Up your ass and to the left.” without missing a beat. I have a new hero. His name is Paul.
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8 years ago my life changed forever because people enjoyed watching me and my friends having a good time and laughing on their television sets. Thanks to all the fans who’ve been with us since day one and all the ones we’ve made along the way. Happy Premiere-versary
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For all those starting school... It can be lonely. It can be scary. It can be terrible. But the 1 thing that can make it not be all of that is each other. Be kind to your classmates. Smile at the lonely kid. Don’t be afraid to talk to someone new. Just be nice. Be human #bekind
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Bumped into a couple life long friends tonight here in Boston. Needed to remind them who the Beef was.
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It was sudden. It was devastating. It was seven years ago. It stills hurts. Miss you Mom. Every day. To everyone who has lost someone out there, stay strong. Celebrate their legacy as much as you can. They may be gone, but you can stop their memory from dieing.
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Today was my mom’s birthday, so do me a favor and hug your mom. And if you’re like me and can’t hug, do what I’m doing today. Thinking of all the gret times and smiling with a warm heart. Miss you Mommy. Thanks for the help shaping the man I am today. #loveyourmomma
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Reminder that you don’t have to be happy all the time. Don’t make yourself miserable by trying to “fix” being sad. Sadness is a part of life. Embrace it, work through it and come out on the other side truly happy because you allowed yourself to feel. Stay strong friends!
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Reminder: if today is “the worst day of your life” the good news is you get a brand new one tomorrow. Acknowledge what sucked. Think of a way to fix it (ask for help if you need it) and start tomorrow making the necessary changes. #staystrong
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I remember when the biggest thing I had to worry about in school was if there was going to be a pop quiz. Our children of today have real worries. My heart goes out to you. Stay strong.
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America, please meet Keaton Jones. A hero to me. And strong beyond his years. It gets better buddy. Hang in there. Sending love to you. #StopBullying
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This is Keaton Jones, he lives in Knoxville and he has a little something to say about bullying. twitter.com/Elijah_Officia
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9 years ago my life changed forever when Impractical Jokers premiered. Thanks to ALL the fans who have supported me. If you’ve been there since day 1 or found us along the way, THANK YOU for allowing me to bring some laughter into your life. #ImpracticalJokers
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Feeling a little under the weather. My son just brought me a Twinkie and said “This will make you feel better Dad.” What a sweet kid and damn does he know me!
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Fans - trying to beat Murr. If you Retweet this, I, Joe Gatto, will personally FOLLOW YOU. I swear. Promise. I won’t let you down.
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5 years ago my friends & I premiered a TV show hoping to make people laugh. Thanks to all our fans who tuned in that day & are still with us
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I hope you had a good day. And if it was bad, I hope tomorrow is better. Stay strong friends. Get back up and fight the good fight. Yes, I’m talking to you.
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Hi John, 1st off thanks for watching. Secondly, I’m sure there are better things for you to spend time on in your life than to go on the internet & say something unpleasant to a stranger. Hug a family member? Call a friend? Tweet out something positive to your followers? #bekind
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So I've watched all the episodes and I've noticed @Joe_Gatto your punishments have been mediocre. You are by far the worst joker on the team.
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Just a quick reminder to my friends out there who are at the end of their rope that it does get better. Stay strong. The world needs you. Here’s hoping tomorrow is a better day. #love
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Hi James. Thanks for taking the time to tweet me. But your time might be better spent doing something worthwhile like hugging your family instead of using that time online to insult a stranger on how they look. I know what I look like and I’m more than fine with it. #bekind t.co/X0Uzj02TZ9
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Love this group of Gattos. Not only do they make it fun to be a father and a husband, but we spend so much time laughing together that I can’t imagine my world without them.
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Behind Will on the wall is a framed photo of my mom as “Employee of the Month”. If there is one person I would have wanted to see my movie it would have been her. She was always my biggest supporter and cheerleader. Every month. Every year of my life. Miss you Mommy. 2/2
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The more time I spend watching Dora I'm forced to asked, where the FUCK are her parents? This lil' Latina be getting chased by crocodiles!
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Sending love out to the world tonight. I’m sure there is a lot that people are trying to process. Not sure what I can do but let you know someone is hoping you are ok. And that’s me. #BeKind
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Jason -these are my friends. I find them funny. Just like you have friends that you find funny, right? And we're fortunate to have careers making people laugh. May I suggest instead of wasting time online attacking strangers, perhaps spend time laughing with your friends #BeKind
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Replying to @truTVjokers
None of you are funny...and you all know it deep down.
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Keep fighting. Keep pushing. Most of all, keep trying. Control what you can. Accept what you cannot. Bottom line, do what you can to make this life of yours better. Stay strong friends.
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Heard this today in case you need it friends: “Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what can go right.”
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Once you're able to identify what's wrong in your life, you have the ability to correct it. How? Don't ask me. That's on you. You're the only one that can do that. But you CAN get through it with the support of people in your life and me, a stranger on the internet. #staystrong
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My three year old son just stumped my 38 year old wife when he asked her to draw a pentagon. She turned to me for backup. Full disclosure, I was no help.
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Another day. You made it. Congratulations. Try to smile or laugh or scream or cry or whatever. Feel what you feel. There’s no “right way”. Do your best to make it through another day. Because if today is a bad day or a good day, hopefully tomorrow will be better. Stay strong.
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This story is everything. What an awesome brother for his bravery, sister for being so loving to make herself that important to him and family for raising such compassionate children. You’re my hero little man!
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6-year-old Bridger stepped between his little sister and a dog, saving her life. He later said, “If someone had to die, I thought it should be me.” ❤️ A true hero, Bridger is how home from the hospital. (📷: @nicolenoelwalker) eonli.ne/38YY1Fa
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My daughter just fist bumped my son and then they made it explode so yes things are going very well over here 🤜 🤛 💥
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Happy birthday @milliebbrown -- On a scale of 1 to 10, I hope it's an ....you know what, I'm gonna stop myself right there. Have a great day.
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No denying life can be impossible at times - having you feel helpless & alone. If that's where you're at right now, I'm sending love your way. Please remember that every important person in someone's life started as a stranger. Maybe you haven't met your strength yet #staystong
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Well it’s official. We’re up to 6 dogs. Meet Napoleon. Our furry little rescue from that we took home from their gala last night. Again proving there are so many loving wonderful animals in need of a home. #AdoptDontShop
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In a moment of genuine self reflection, I've come to the glaring realization that I've ruined the name LARRY for everyone in the world.
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