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"Well clearly my pinned tweet will be one about horse cocks, Vanessa." he said, slipping on his wire rimmed spectacles. "But which one?"
Simon looks pretty good for 40 tbh http://instagram.com/p/uS2Mb-ixtE/
UNKNOWN. AWAIT CONFIRMATION. “@helen_brown: Is it still #hemiplegiaawarenessweek of a weekend, @JoeTheDough?”
Turns out all I wanted today was to paint a wall & listen to a 3 hour podcast of two dudes I like talking about Alien http://wehavesuchfilmstoshowyou.tumblr.com/post/99346342718/alien-alien-ridley-scotts-alien-what-can-be …
The US Gets Ebola A play in 317 million acts: Is this the flu? I can't afford to skip work. I can't afford to see a doctor. *spreads ebola*
It's actually a wine bar, ok?
I just want to quash rumours that we're deliberately setting up the wireless in the new office to extend into the cocktail bar opposite.
The orbital AI that @MartinBelam became seeds a thousand stars that will eventually form a scatter graph in the ruined sky.
In the light from a dying sun, @flashboy encodes a list of the 15 best nutrient broths into the whorls of a snail shell. "There." he thinks.
Best thing on the internet this week: http://www.bonernoise.com/
The year is 2017. Literally all my Twitter friends are New Formats Editors. Competition for these formats is ferocious.
Thinkpiece: Is It OK That I Like This One Blues Traveler Song?
(Particularly the long list of aggrieved dudes in the comments complaining that the author has misunderstood what Disco Sucks was about.)
This article on where Disco Sucks and #gamergate overlap is great http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/16/of-gamers-gates-and-disco-demolition-the-roots-of-reactionary-rage.html …
Adjudication sought, @HemiHelp: does a sad looking tiffin count as cake during #HemiplegiaAwarenessWeek? pic.twitter.com/9BHN1RpQhx
Is Follow Friday still a thing? Well, I demand that you follow @JoeTheDough & be aware of Hemiplegia Awareness Week: http://www.hemihelp.org.uk/awareness_week_2014 …
Great work, Paris.
Un plug anal géant de 24 m de haut vient d'être installé place Vendôme !
Place #Vendome défigurée !
Paris humilié ! pic.twitter.com/vv7fzZWC62
Win prizes: 1) Decorate cake for #HemiplegiaAwarenessWeek. 2) Share photo. 3) Wait for next week's prize winners!
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