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    Joe Sondow‏ @JoeSondow 26 Nov 2021

    Now that they've named the new variant Omicron, I will be repeating this Futurama line in my head every day for the next two years.pic.twitter.com/I3ZSVaE9l2

    Big brownish-green aliens watching TV, one male (Lrrr), one female (Ndnd). Male is speaking. Subtitle: WHY DOES SHE NOT SIMPLE TEAR THE JUDGE'S HEAD OFF?
    Big brownish-green aliens watching TV, one male (Lrrr), one female (Ndnd). Female is rolling her eyes and speaking. Subtitle: IT IS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY
    Big brownish-green aliens watching TV, one male (Lrrr), one female (Ndnd). Female is rolling her eyes and speaking. Subtitle: "WOMEN ARE FROM OMICRON PERSEI SEVEN
    Big brownish-green aliens watching TV, one male (Lrrr), one female (Ndnd). Female is rolling her eyes and speaking. Subtitle: MEN ARE FROM OMICRON PERSEI NINE."
    2:18 pm - 26 Nov 2021
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    • Gob 🔞 Grumbly Old Woman 🪁🌻🪷🏞️ Doll Face 😷 Squeege Ouija-The Haunted MonsterFucker 😷 || Evy || 🜏 Olli at the Clock Shop Dank Farrik king jasper 👑 🌊 Hellvis
    16 replies . 320 retweets 1,598 likes
      1. Rice Cube‏ @CubicSnarkonia 26 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JoeSondow

        Rice Cube Retweeted The Man Called Heck

        https://twitter.com/hecklemode/status/1464309014536228865?t=stfvH8q7pmA5jbgSE8pVBQ&s=19 …

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        The Man Called Heck @hecklemode
        People saying Omicron sounds like a Decepticon have no respect for the inhabitants of Omicron Persei 8. pic.twitter.com/I0l3s2ztiq
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      1. Joe Gibson #Vaccinated‏ @SLO_CoCo 26 Nov 2021
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        pic.twitter.com/8rey7XW96b

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      1. Matthew Grapengieser‏ @mgrapengieser 26 Nov 2021
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        pic.twitter.com/EhFRwzPRmz

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      1. Highest-Ranking Redshirt‏ @glindsey 26 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JoeSondow

        They’ve what now? I literally used “COVID Omicron” as part of the backstory of a post-apocalyptic story I was working on this summer. 😲

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      1. Stephan Zielinski‏ @szielins 26 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JoeSondow @RikerGoogling

        Hoist by my own doomscrolling petard, I've spent the day humming, "What's Nu, Pussycat?"

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      1. Dr. Greg Kettler‏ @gregoryck 26 Nov 2021
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      1. Andrew‏ @BoothNinja 26 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JoeSondow

        I will miss mentally replacing "variant" with "Burke" in headlines about the Delta variant.

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      1. Roguestake‏ @Roguestake 26 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JoeSondow @RikerGoogling

        I thought it sounded familiar

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      1. Gerwalk it out Has Supply Chain Issues‏ @RidicBowe 26 Nov 2021
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        The levels to this joke when I first heard it... 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

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      1. Some Guy‏ @ninjadude853 26 Nov 2021
        Replying to @JoeSondow @PicardTips

        Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply EAT the other five?

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