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    Joanne Harris‏Verified account @Joannechocolat 19 Jan 2019

    Joanne Harris Retweeted Claire Wilson

    Hello, I'm an author. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: "No, not like J. K. Rowling", "exposure doesn't pay the bills,", and "I don't know, *have* you heard of me?"https://twitter.com/MissClaire_75/status/1086551631750197248 …

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    Claire Wilson @MissClaire_75
    Hello! I’m a specialty doctor in geriatrics. You might know me from my greatest hits including,”stop that betahistine”, “this patient needs an MMSE” and “do you have stairs?”... https://twitter.com/saral0ng/status/1086346034299711489 …
    1:15 AM - 19 Jan 2019
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      2. Ramsey Campbell‏ @ramseycampbell1 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @Joannechocolat

        My riposte to “Should I have heard of you?” is “Who have you heard of?”

        2 replies 4 retweets 62 likes
      3. Chintan Nanavati‏ @LightHealing 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @ramseycampbell1 @Joannechocolat

        More accurate response: "Have you heard of the Horror (literary) genre..? If so, then YES."

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. steven isle‏ @damnthatcursor 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @Joannechocolat

        Lol.

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      2. RSCoelho‏ @aspiringwrite12 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @Joannechocolat

        Hello, I'm a sales person. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: "no, the customer is not always right", "I will not do anything for that sale" and "promises don't pay the bills".

        1 reply 1 retweet 57 likes
      3. Craig Rowell‏ @cbrowell 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @aspiringwrite12 @Joannechocolat

        The encore I often perform “yes, if you do more business I may be able to get you a better deal” caveat - but you have to place the full order.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Simon Griffiths‏ @SimonBGriffiths 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @Joannechocolat

        Hi, I’m a nurse now (again), used to be an actor. You may know me from my almost greatest hits such as trying it on with Gina in Heartbeat on her hen night & wittering endlessly about a short I was in that was nominated for BAFTA & an OSCAR, yet I refer you to my first sentence.

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      2. MARSHALL COLMAN‏ @MarshallColman 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @Joannechocolat @ferdinandpage

        Hello! I'm a potter. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: "What do you mean, what would I use it for?" "The price already includes a discount," and "No, it didn't take long to make but it took 20 years to learn how to make it."

        4 replies 29 retweets 541 likes
      3. Crunchy Winter Salads‏ @lettucewrangler 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @MarshallColman @Joannechocolat @ferdinandpage

        This, but for wood carving.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Ian Welsh‏ @iwelsh 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @Joannechocolat

        Well, until I stumbled on you in twitter and liked your twitter content, ummm, no. But I had heard of Chocolat?

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Joanne Harris‏Verified account @Joannechocolat 19 Jan 2019
        Replying to @iwelsh

        Well, it *was* twenty years ago... :-)

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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