Brosephine Wires

@JoParkerBear

this is the end of my presidency. i'm fucked.

I don't wish to discuss it (USA)
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 May 2016

    A couple is sitting side by side in a booth, staring straight ahead like they hate one another. Gosh. I wish I had a man to hate in a booth.

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  2. Retweeted
    5 Oct 2017

    RT if you're queer and have never demanded baked goods at gunpoint

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  3. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    The older people were right, social media was a horrible idea

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  4. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Before you insist you saw a baby penguin in the parking lot, check with me first. I've been down that road.

    2 replies . 85 retweets 186 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Sure I have body issues, I can’t explode into thousands of bats.

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  6. Retweeted
    12 minutes ago

    this lawsuit is like getting pulled over for drunk driving and telling the cop at your window you demand he take a field sobriety test

    Breaking: sues , trying to invalidate congressional subpoenas for records about its lending to him. Story coming
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    4 minutes ago

    Good night. Sleep well. At the end of the article about the escaped beluga whale it said they took his spy harness off and he happily swam away

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    58 minutes ago

    this chyron reads like a question with the answer right below it

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  9. 11 minutes ago

    I do not envy these guys, not at all. What a horrific job. Inside the Team at Facebook That Dealt with the Christchurch Shooting | The New Yorker

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    52 minutes ago

    in an ideal world, John Singleton would be trending because he is alive and Jacob Wohl would be trending because he is not

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  11. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Wow. So here’s a FB post from Hunter Kelly, who supposedly accused of sexual assault in a Medium post. Kelly says he was absolutely not assaulted & never accused Buttigieg. Daily Beast reports Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman behind it. This is so disturbing.

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    2 hours ago

    This is such a fucked up thing to do to a 19 year old kid

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  13. 1 hour ago

    Beto’s favorite program

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  14. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Did you know that the Tokyo chapter of the labor union federation Rengo has a mascot that is an onion? He is a onion, Unionion-kun. I shit you not.

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  15. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    they say only the good die young, which just means that Donald Trump will live forever

    2 replies . 3 retweets 13 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Jacob Wohl is the dumbest person alive.

    SCOOP: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are behind the sexual assault allegations against Pete Buttigieg. And we got screenshots of Wohl buying the real Hunter Kelly's plane tickets - who now denies the story.
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    2 hours ago

    Again !? For god's sake, twitter can be a veritable sewer pipe of misinformation. Wohl for prison.

    One important angle of this story: Jacob Wohl and his father used Twitter to share the baseless claim he manufactured AGAIN— but they’re still on Twitter. what else do you need to see? How does this not violate your rules?
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  18. 2 hours ago

    And if you aren’t watching Nature on PBS regularly WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

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  19. 2 hours ago

    Excuse me but [grabs bullhorn] DID YOU GUYS KNOW AN ADULT FEMALE CHEETAH CAN MEOW JUST LIKE A HOUSE CAT

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  20. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Kim Mulkey's grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women's Basketball team's visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

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  21. 2 hours ago

    One important angle of this story: Jacob Wohl and his father used Twitter to share the baseless claim he manufactured AGAIN— but they’re still on Twitter. what else do you need to see? How does this not violate your rules?

    Wow. Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman were caught on tape attempting to recruit young men to make false allegations of sexual assault against Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg and promising to make them wealthy in return.
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