Jo3yUnitas

@Jo3yUnitas

Cuz it’s too complicated, its like algebra why you gotta put numbers and letters together, why can't you just go fuck yourself?

Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    29. srp 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    30. sij

    I need to stop watching CSI Miami at 3am Jesus Christ

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  3. 26. sij

    It’s like my therapist always says “I’m not your therapist I’m a hooker quit telling me about your problems, do you want your dick sucked or not?!”

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  4. 26. sij

    How I spend my weekends

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  5. 26. sij

    I was recently told someone from Boy Meets World does porn.....but it wasn’t Mr. Feeney so who gives a fuck

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    22. sij

    Sen. Bernie Sanders joins Joe Biden to lead the Democratic presidential pack. It's the first time Biden hasn't held a solo lead in a CNN poll.

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    I was taking a photo that I'd been spying up for a couple years. The sun had to be in the perfect spot. I was finally in the right place at the right time to take the shot. After I took the shot I looked left and this is what I saw.

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    7. sij

    I do my part to save the planet by peeing in the shower. Any shower. Even when the water isn't running. What I'm saying is, don't invite me over.

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    7. sij

    i mean maybe you should just go fuck your self. have you tried fucking your self?

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    Marvel trolling on their free calendar. 😂

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    5. sij

    *first time shooting heroin That’s dope.

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    5. sij

    I don’t know what I did to deserve being disgustingly happy lately, but if being a fucktard got me here, I sure as hell ain’t gonna stop fucktarding now.

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  13. 5. sij

    Apparently it’s not ok to use the girls bathroom at the bar because the one in the guys is broken EVEN if you say you identify as someone who has to shit really bad....I know this now

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    3. sij

    What you guys wearing to WW3?

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  15. 29. pro 2019.

    Just ate some of my kids spaghetti and realized a huge bite into it that he had mixed magnetic sand in it....so I’m killing it in life right now

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  16. 18. pro 2019.

    I open every cereal box like it’s personally wronged me, and I don’t apologize for doing so

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  17. 12. pro 2019.

    So is basically X-Files but with Demons instead of aliens?....I’m down

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    Is it even really a hot Pocket if you don't burn your face off while eating it?

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    7. pro 2019.

    Why no, neighborhood child my son invited for dinner. You cannot take your meal “to go.”

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    Never forget that Paul Manafort picked Mike Pence.

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