thats actually genius imma start doing that
I told my sister that I leave money in my pants sometimes for future me and she told me I'll never find true love since no one will love me like that ;__;
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Optimizing the forever-alone self-care game ;__; </3
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I told someone that I did that, and they just told me to wash my fucking pants.
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Shhhhh dont let anyone else know
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If I tried doing that, future me would have money in the washing mashine more than he’d actually find the money
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Don't be ridiculous. That genius inspires incredible love in others.
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get owned
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Money >>> love life
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I do this on accident sometimes and it's the best feeling. Dig in my pockets and find a few $20s? It's like Christmas year round.
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She is incorrect
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