@JimVejvoda @ChuckWendig good story!
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@JimVejvoda@ChuckWendig doesn't peace corps board with military?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JimVejvoda@alicegoldfuss Meanwhile, southwest be like: "Eh, we're just a bus with wings. Go for it, mofos."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JimVejvoda@alicegoldfuss the boarding process would bother me if I was in any hurry to get aboard and start breathing other people's fartsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JimVejvoda people who's mom is named#marthaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JimVejvoda OK, so, if you're an Elf, born on a Tuesday, returning on leave w/the Military, and visiting your wife and child—you go first? -
@Magialuna only on Saturdays and if you're TSA pre-check! - Show replies
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