“Ow, my nipple!” I yelled, as my cat made a forceful leap away from my arms, back claws causing pain to a sensitive area. - From my memoirs
Replying to @TheEricGoldman
@TheEricGoldman funny, I'm titling my memoir "Soap in My Urethra (and Other Painful Life Lessons)"
9:16 PM - 31 May 2015
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