What the fuck did all the people drinking alone at bars do before there were smart phones to look preoccupied with? Everyone's on one here.
@Max_Nicholson because you don't drink, don't have a phone or are otherwise engaged in a meaningful relationship?
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@StaxIGN Because my smartphone is my safe place in bars. I'm part of the problem -- I need help!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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