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    James Felton‏Verified account @JimMFelton 10 Jan 2018

    "Hello police? I'd like to report a massacre. Fewer middle aged men have been promoted than in previous cabinet reshuffles and now they only make up 70% of the top jobs in government. What do you mean, 'fuck off'? I basically just reported a genocide.""pic.twitter.com/WIoGuSJFfr

    12:04 AM - 10 Jan 2018
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      2. Rachel Hawkins‏Verified account @ourrachblogs 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Sometimes the claims will be false.

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      3. Tom Slegg‏ @tomslegg 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @ourrachblogs @JimMFelton

        There is no 362 in this hotel.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Greg Clinker‏ @GregClinker 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        The usual calm and measured response

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      1. Giles MacDonogh‏ @GilesMacDonogh 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @JimMFelton @pipkazan

        Not enough Dacre supporters? Must be a Murdoch cabinet. What does the Times say?

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      2. Leon Black‏ @DrLeonBlack 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Leon Black Retweeted The Sutton Trust

        Meanwhile, away from the Mail's frothing spittle and bile...https://twitter.com/suttontrust/status/950746376069177344 …

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        The Sutton TrustVerified account @suttontrust
        34% of Theresa May’s new cabinet were privately educated, an increase from her first cabinet in 2016 (30%) https://buff.ly/2mjkIge  pic.twitter.com/2ddv2T1SEt
        1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
      3. Gummitch‏ @gummitch_uk 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @DrLeonBlack @JimMFelton

        Classic sign of a weak PM. First cabinet is broad in an attempt to show party unity, reshuffle consolidates on the right because she has no real authority over that wing of the party.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Resident atop the Iron Mountains...‏ @nomadreturns 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Since the Toby Young/reshuffle, even more members of the Cabinet are former Oxbridge graduates. What is given with one hand remains a closed shop in other respects.

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      2. Neil Scully‏ @neilscully 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        “Promoting ethnic minorities” And yet the cabinet, just like Daz, is whiter than whitepic.twitter.com/7bCk3WKprA

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      3. The Devil's Advocate  ♿ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧‏ @Shropshire_Dad 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @neilscully @JimMFelton

        Boris is apparently Turkish so he liked to tell us during the referendum. May obviously thinks that counts.

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