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Comedy writer. Sunburn: https://linktr.ee/SunburnJamesFelton … 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: Waterstones: http://bit.ly/2mWy7yv  Amazon: http://amzn.to/2lev9V0 

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    James Felton‏Verified account @JimMFelton 18 Dec 2020

    Charles Dickens (writing book): “Tiny Tim” Me: yes, good Charles Dickens: “Who was not a muppet frog” Me [rubbing bridge of nose]: Oh you idiot, oh you Victorian fucking philistine

    1:50 PM - 18 Dec 2020
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      1. SilentAddle, Anti-fascist Bard  🎃 🎲 ☕‏ @SilentAddle 18 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        If he never wrote the line "When a cold wind blows it chills you, chills you to the bone" then Charles is putting the dick in Dickens.

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      2. Mark‏ @Honest_Father 18 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        I suddenly feel very thick.

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      3. JBLiTz 🇬🇧 🥼 🌹‏ @JBLiTz100 18 Dec 2020
        Replying to @Honest_Father @JimMFelton

        Not Charles Dickens 👀pic.twitter.com/hj5rJK1RI7

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      1. penguins penguins penguins penguins penguins‏ @KingPenguin72 18 Dec 2020
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        Are they showing it on normal people TV this year or have Disney+ ringfenced it?

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      1. Benn‏ @bennjamincain 18 Dec 2020
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        You love the word ‘philistine’

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      1. Shane O'Leary‏ @shane_oleary 18 Dec 2020
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        At least you didn't call him a herrenvolk shite. That would have been out of order. 🤣🤣

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      1. J to the M‏ @Jimbo777744 18 Dec 2020
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        Mate, you're one of the only pleasures on the sewer of hate that's Twitter please keep up the good work.

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      1. Sources Close to Steve Coffee‏ @stevesycovfefe 18 Dec 2020
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        “And his boss, Marley...” And? “And what?” Marley and... “Just Marley. One Marley is the perfect amount.” Oh ffs

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      1. Jake Rusby‏ @Jake_Rusby 18 Dec 2020
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        I watched it with the kids tonight and this bit had me in absolute stitcheshttps://youtu.be/IwahCM3mC9A 

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      1. Alex  🇬🇧 ❤️ 🇪🇺‏ @A1eksanderr 19 Dec 2020
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        I always thought it was strange that the novelisation of the film actually came out before the film itself

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