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    James Felton‏Verified account @JimMFelton 3 Dec 2020

    I’m becoming an antivaxxer until this becomes the standard procedure for adults https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1334626916595355653/video/1 …

    3:18 PM - 3 Dec 2020
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    359 replies 4,196 retweets 42,268 likes
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      2. James Felton‏Verified account @JimMFelton 3 Dec 2020

        What, no fucking bubbles? Not coming back for the second dose mate, hope you’re a big fan of vaccine-resistant covid because I’m off to lick some railings on the tube.

        16 replies 27 retweets 2,619 likes
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      3. James Felton‏Verified account @JimMFelton 4 Dec 2020

        This is so much better than the normal system of a look of betrayal followed by a death curdling scream. Was worried my kids first words were going to be "et tu, Brutus".

        21 replies 13 retweets 1,177 likes
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      2. ✯ Kittie ✯‏ @KittieHill 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        If i sat in a nappy and expected the dr to tap on my tits and legs then I think id have something written against my name next time I attempted to go.

        12 replies 4 retweets 654 likes
      3. Feiryred 🌶️  🌈  ♿  🦄 🌋‏ @Feiryred 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @KittieHill @JimMFelton

        I think you need help

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. rasim‏ @nothingisssafe 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        not gonna lie this is sweet, james

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      1. Ruth: Mother of (lab) robots, first of her name‏ @DrRuthCornock 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        It's the bubbles at the end that does it

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      2. Charlie Charlton  💙‏ @hackneycharlie 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Brilliant doctoring!

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Dave Jeffs  💙‏ @Davej3ffs 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @hackneycharlie @JimMFelton

        Absolute genius x

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Emma‏ @81emmajd 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Means you have to be vaccinated in just your pants though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Mark 🐰#DoGooder‏ @Mark_G66 3 Dec 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Laurence Fox would still cry

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