[hospital] “Normal bed for this one. Normal bed. Normal bed. Coffin bed-“ “Sorry?” “Don’t worry about it” “Why did everyone else get a normal bed” “You’re going to be fine sir, now pipe down and get in your coffin”
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"You'll be fine" "But why is that bloke over there in a normal bed?" "He's going to be more fine that you"
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"than" not "that" - bloody auto correct
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There’s room for two in that ...
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She was also into efficiency. Wove her own coffin out of wicker (light, cheap, durable) and even left it downstairs so nobody needed to carry it.
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You haven't been to the goth festivals I've been to mate. Highlight was a double sleeping coffin with a hinged lid, for if one person likes to sleep with the lid shut and the other have it open to the mortuary breezes
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This is the funniest shit
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Perfect for vampire conversions too.
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Well done. Now I'm suspecting Tory MPs have a 'stake' in the company.pic.twitter.com/aw4rcc8eGG
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